Great sex or great food, choose one

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by crazytrain341, Jan 1, 2021.

  1. crazytrain341

    crazytrain341 Members

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    Would you rather have great sex for the rest of your life, whatever / whenever you want? But you're eating cup noodles with those freeze dried carrots for the rest of your life.

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    Would you rather have great food / drink / deserts, whatever / whenever ...ANYTHING you want? But crappy, boring "just lie there" sex?

    Pick one, discuss.
     
  2. olderndirt

    olderndirt Senior Member

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    Great sex. I forget a great meal in a few days, but the memory of great sex lasts for years.
     
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  3. samsflowers

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    Great food. I eat more often than I have sex, so if I have to get off in the same boring position each time, but I get to experience all of the smells, tastes, and textures that the world's foods have to offer, I'm there for it.
     
  4. crazytrain341

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    Ok thought about this a lot. I love sex but like all guys I'm really good at doing it myself. I think manshaft location is there for a reason :)

    I go to great extent to have great good, it can't even be good ... it has to be GREAT food. Everything else I'd rather not eat or wait.

    I'm gonna have to choose food over sex.
     
  5. NakedInfluence

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    As much as I love food I've been starved of sex recently and it's affecting my mental health much more than food ever would.
     
  6. SantaCruzRob

    SantaCruzRob Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    I would choose Great Sex and average food :p
     
  7. undefeated41

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    I agree. crappy food forever with no good meals to look foward too would be sooo depressing
     
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  8. jimandjan

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    Good sex, you can eat all the pussy you want , and never gain weight.
     
  9. Warmwet

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    Great sex...food is fuel for great sex!
     
  10. Twogigahz

    Twogigahz Senior Member

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    Would it have to be the cup-o-noodles, or can I have the good packages of Ramen?
     

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