Great Quotes by Great Ladies

Hey girls, my mom sent me this email this morning, so I thought I'd share.


GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
happened.;
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut her up with cookies.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry wtih your
girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack
me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning.
-Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
slow!
-Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-­

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
Alyne Boosler-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

 

I love those! I especially love quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt. She was a wonderful lady.

Holly

 

These are good:

http://www.feministsforlife.org/history/foremoth.htm

 

Attachment Parenting is the radical notion that children are human........Maggie Sugar. LOL

Those were great SG. (Well I am not fond of Zsa Zsa, but the rest.)

 

Lol. Roseanne has some great quotes.

"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."