Great Quotes by Great Ladies

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Super_Grrl, Jan 24, 2005.

  1. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

    Hey girls, my mom sent me this email this morning, so I thought I'd share.


    GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

    Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell
    happened.;
    -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

    Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
    shut her up with cookies.

    A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
    -Carrie Snow-

    Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry wtih your
    girlfriends.
    -Laurie Kuslansky-

    My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting
    my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
    -Erma Bombeck-

    The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
    -Jane Sellman-

    I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack
    me at once.
    -Jennifer Unlimited-

    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
    horrible warning.
    -Catherine-

    When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two
    years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME
    slow!
    -Kathy Buckley-

    I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
    dumb and I'm also not blonde.
    -Dolly Parton-­

    If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
    -Sue Grafton-

    I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
    -Roseanne Barr-

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
    another country.
    Alyne Boosler-

    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage
    and a career.
    -Gloria Steinem-

    I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
    house.
    -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

    Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt-
     
  2. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

    I love those! I especially love quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt. She was a wonderful lady.

    Holly
     
  3. HuckFinn

    HuckFinn Senior Member

  4. Maggie Sugar

    Maggie Sugar Senior Member

    Attachment Parenting is the radical notion that children are human........Maggie Sugar. LOL

    Those were great SG. (Well I am not fond of Zsa Zsa, but the rest.)
     
  5. feministhippy

    feministhippy Member

    Lol. Roseanne has some great quotes.

    "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"

    "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
     

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