Great Pick up lines.

Discussion in 'Hot and Horny' started by kissya, May 29, 2006.

  1. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

    There is a thread for the bad pick up lines . How about one for the lines that work?

    I like to cum....what about you?
     
  2. twisted logic

    twisted logic Member

    are you amish? (if she says no...) ... well can i call you sometime then?
     
  3. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Would you like to?

    Hey baby, ya wanna play lion? You go kneel right over there and I'll throw you my meat.
     
  4. Barbuchon

    Barbuchon Member

    omg the bunny one is so hilarious hahahaha
     
  5. dietcoketree

    dietcoketree Member

    (in a movie theatre)

    (points to corner in the direction of 'the person')

    "is that a spider?"

    (he/she turns head as you put your arm around him'her)

    " oh, my bad. "
     
  6. gaum

    gaum Elephant Orgy

    do you have any british in you?...would you like some?



    fuck me if im wrong, but isnt your name laura?
     
  7. dietcoketree

    dietcoketree Member

  8. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

    I'd like a little you covered in me sauce to go.
    You know the difference between sex and pizza? No? Wanna do lunch sometime?
    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
    I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?
    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
    If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
    Well hello! Do you wanna see something really swell?
    What has 48 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
     
  9. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

    By definition, there's no such thing as a "good" pick-up line.
     
  10. starkmojo

    starkmojo Member

    Silly Limey.. its "Do you have and SCOTTISH in ya?... want some?

    Seriously, the best pick up line I know of is "Hello".. its worked for me plenty of times.
     
  11. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

    Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

    That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
     
  12. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

    I'm glad I got my library card cuz I'm checkin you out.
    If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
    Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.
     
  13. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

    Hey, baby wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?

    I want to put my thingy into your thingy.
     
  14. happy_kel

    happy_kel thug life.

    "you know the other night you looked so attractive
    I just wanted to rub SPAM JELLY all over you!"
     
  15. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    You wuz always my favorite cousin--my trailor or yours?? lol!
     
  16. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

    Umm....that's actually pretty gross.




    Can I wash my winkie in your kitchen sinkie.
    I must be a light switch, cuz you're turnin' me on.
    Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    Hey baby, you be my dairy queen and I'll be your burger king. You treat me right and I'll do it your way.
    My place or yours? Tell you what....I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
     
  17. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

    Ya gotta appreciate the occasional joke about the dirty south!
     
  18. moon_flower

    moon_flower Banned

    All I have to do is live and die. ;)
     
  19. kissya

    kissya Head Mistress

    Do you believe in the here-after? Then you know what I'm here-after.

    I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    I like every bone in your body especially mine.
     
  20. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

    Nice boobs, nice ass, nice legs, ect.
     

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