Great Ice-Breakers At Parties

Friends, do you suffer from anxiety at gatheringings where you hardly know anyone there? Are you shy? Do you break out in a cold sweat when meeting new people? Do you shun others because you have scabies?
Well then try these ice-breakers to socialize and be the hit of the party.
One way you can do this is dazzle people with your encyclopedic knowledge. Walk up to a group of people you don't know and say "Do you know it takes 3 and a half minutes to run a human hand through an Insinkerator 2300?"
People also love practical jokes. Walk up alongside a guy and say out of the corner of your mouth "We put the 3 kilo's of PCP in the trunk of your car, now you need to pay me or that guy over there by the door is gonna open fire." If he starts a scene, deck him.

And here's a great pick-up line that's sure to be a hit with the ladies:
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

... or somethin...?

 

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ranger that's fucked. hahahahah

good
+ + =

 

"are you from heaven? cuz ive got an erection."
~robot chicken

-rydns

 

I'm having a hard time interpreting your equation....

 

hey bitch, lets grab a burger and fuck.

 

lol if any kid walked in front of me and said some gay interesting fact id have to laugh at you and not share the bowl im sparkin..


easier and cooler ice breakers are so where is it safe to roll this blunt at

 

lol i love this one

Yeah that'd be a tight one. Im gonna use it =D

 

heres a good one.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"How much?"

"Enough to break the ice. Hi im (your name here)"

 

Lol if somebody actually said one of those at a party....

 

you got from Hogan Knows Best didn't you?

 

ive neever heard of hogans knows best lol. I got it from a friend who got it from her cousin. Where her cousin got it from is a mystery to me.