great day...

and i barely just woke up

so at around 9, my guitar from back home my mom sent me came , and then i fell back asleep. then my mom called, and as i looked up at the internet dealy, it started working, so that was great. and apparently my credit rating has gone up! but really the first two things are the greatest


now if one more then comes today...and if i do well on my test today, then i WILL shit myself

 

i want you to do good, but i don't want you to shit yourself ...so i guess i'll have to chose, huh?

 

naw, i suppose i can control my bowels. im just so excited and happy for everything to come and that has come the only thing that is holding me back is time

 

good luck on your test man. Sounds like the day is really looking up for ya.

 

I got a steady job


looks like we're both happy paul

 

hell ya hugh i say we drink to our successness!

 

Yeah! *runs off to grab cider*

skoll!!



(isn't it like, 9 in the morning in arizona )

 

naw, its only 11:37 am


i really wish i had a beer though...luckily, all the guys in my class are older then me, and are nice gents, so if they have the time, im sure they will be more then happy to buy me booze

 

man it sucks that you guys can't buy booze till you're 21

but at least ya'll have groovy (man i love that word) older dudes

 

i know man...its lame. im much older then you and chris, and you guys have probably already drank more then me in one weekend then i have in my life

then again, if i really wanted to get booze, its not that hard at all well for me i guess cause i have a hard time going up to strangers and asking them to buy me booze ....but i know the guys in my class, so its all good

 

i have a bunch of 21+ year olds phone numbers for booze, specifically. like they gave it to me for that.
and then one guy offered me his id (he was drunk) so i could go in the bar. lol

i cant wait to be 21 and live in the dorms. i'm going to be the one who buys for everyone

 

well if you shit your pants cuz you're happy.then that's uh...fine with me

 

Hahaha, actually i'm not a heavy drinker at all (3 at the most in a night) but I buy booze for all my peeps its so great

Sometimes they're too scared to ID me (one time...funny as shit)

I bought like 10 ciders and piled them all into a plastic bag and the dude just gives me this knowing look and says "have a nice evening" hahahaha it killed me

 

i hope that stuff comes
and you ace your test

and actually, i dont really care if you shit your pants
its not like i have to clean it up

 

but what if he shits his pants in.. say 2 months, 2 weeks and 4 days? lol

 

i reckon he'd still be expected to clean his pants himself...

 

yeahhh, that would be a little bit of a problem

 

ahgahahahahahahaaaaa


quite right you are, dear

 

riiight...me clean after myself. like i know how to do that

 

get a nappy then