Gottta go to school with a black eye tomorrow

And probably the remainder of this week till this thing heals.

*sigh* this should be fun.

 

Admit you love it, otherwise you wouldn't be posting a thread

 

I was mugged once. It took three months for the black eye to go away. Though, at the very end I just looked really sleepy.

 

I'm guessing you cant fight

 

You Left Out The Most Important Bits....

Did You Win The Fight, And What Does He Look Like....?



Cheers Glen.

 

my last black eye was from a large tire bead bar that slipped when i was removing a tire off the rim old school style with bars and a hammer back around the mid nineties...it split open an old scar and took forever to heal..the colours were awesome..i was also blind in that eye for a day

 

Keep your chin up and wear the eye with pride.

 

try going to school with a black eyed pea. will.i.am.fucking.annoying.



my only black eye was from a baseball when i was about 10.

 

Umm. I think you mean African-American eye.

 

put some makeup on it...

 

Next time walk away, you don't get black eyes that way.....................

 

milk it with stoicism, an eye patch, quietly demurr from explaining the story, make allusions to have done the greater good with out thought of its personal toll.

 

Is it picture day?

 

ive only ever gotten two black eyes. One from a fight (well i basically got jumped) and one from an incident where a golf club was thrown at me, and it hit me in the face, had a nasty 'African American' eye from that.....It has actually caused my left eyelid to droop down lower than the other only ever so slightly. When i do some opiates or some shoot up some dope it becomes a lot more noticeable. hehe.

 

Rub some dark suger on it baby

 

I've probably had about 3 black eyes. They're awful And actually painful!

 

OP - Show and tell day? Just thought, do they still do that at school?

 

that shit's annoying. People are gonna be all like "who beat you up" and you should be like "MYOFB fuckin asshole I am here to become educated not to fufill your need for dumb questions and rumor seeds." THen proceed to tell them how your alcoholic uncle came over this weekend and tried to fondle you, but you resisted and he dotted your eye. he eventually got the best of you and raped you.

THen say "thanks for bringing it up, asshole"

 

Stop walking into peoples fists!


I used to love my black eyes after an intense night of kickboxing. I wore it like a charm, reminding me how hard I worked to get it

 

tidbits: well, I black'd out, got kicked out of a bar, got a disorderly conduct. I was told I spit in the face of a Cop AND bouncer. I'm guessing I took a swing at one of them (I hope the cop). Then had to sleep on a cement bed overnight (my jaw is still sore).

I am sorries and will behave from this point. I kinda mean that but anyways..

Worst part of this whole ordeal is I can't hit on bitches.. It really is the only part that pains me lol.

LOL. Thank god I don't go to high school anymore.