Gotta Go! Strange Pissing Places!

-peed off a pedestrian walkway onto freeway traffic

-on my next door neighbors door handle (in an apartment building)
-in a cat litter box
-off multiple cliffs in the mountains
-on 6th ave. off my third floor balcony like almost every day
-played sword streams with a girl who could pee standing up
-all over my buddy bob's bike
-in my brothers slurpee HA HA HA
-on the lady upstairs newspaper
-in some bushes while the cops waited for me to finish before i got in their paddywagon
-all over the floor in the public restroom at a bar i reeeally disliked
-in a wastebasket in high school
-all over my leg and shoes the ONLY time i let a girl hold it for me while i went (proper aim takes years of practice)
-I was gonna pee in an empty Olde English 40 oz bottle but chickened out when my dick didn't fit inside ... if any guy can fit theirs in that small bottlemouth I'm sorry dude

 

do you ever pee in the toilet

 

ha ha ha yep i just pissed in the toilet about 3 seconds ago actually HA HA HA


for some reason when i'm drunk pissing on things is the only thing my dead brain cells can come up with for amusement HA HA

 

haha, well i guess if i had a penis, id go a little crazy with the pee pee

 

^^^Hahahahaha! That whole thing just cracked me up!