Got my mail completely naked today!

It was a cloudy day. Kind of dark still when the mail came. I took off my jogging pants (which was all I had on) and ran to the street, and got my mail with my dick flip-flopping the whole way. I guessed no one would really see me, or say anything, but on the way running back with the mail, the neighbor lady was standing in her doorway with the screen door open and gave me the wolf's whistle. It was embarrassing no doubt, but I get myself into all kinds of naked situations on purpose, so I really enjoyed that she saw me, just didn't let her know I did.

 

I saw this post and had to reply. Hah, that is so great that you had the balls to go get your mail naked. I would never do that, unless I lived in a totally secluded area. lol.
If I saw a naked man getting the mail, I probably would have either, laughed, screamed, stared, or just would run away... (or a combination of all those).

 

Would love to show you to find out what you would do, PurpleMapleTree.

I guess my neighbor only did what she did, because she knew me.

 

ok that made me laugh for a good 30 seconds
=)

 

Heh heh, well it really was doing that. I didn't know how else to describe it.

 

That is awesome!

 

Thanks, Morningglory. It was a rush!

 

I sit on my enclosed patio nacked sometimes. The old boys like the fresh air.

 

Spidey, How old are you?... haha... seeing a 70 year old mans dick 'flip flopping' around freely has got to be way different than say a 23 year olds. hah.
Oh geez..

 

I am in my 30s, but always told I look in my 20s. I am in great physical condition as I have always worked out. I am not beyond taking a few special pictures for ya. LOL

 

No thanks, Spidey. Sry. lol.

 

That's OK. You could always just ask me if you change your mind. heh heh.

Hey, anyway how old are you? (If ya don't mind me asking).

 

i wish my neighbor would get the mail naked

 

our mailboxes are little slots in the wall in the front of the house, that lead into the living room

 

Well if your mailboxes are like that, maybe your neighbor does get his mail naked; you just can't see him. LOL

 

I think I just saw Spidey on that USA Today newspaper commercial. You know, the one where the guy locks himself out of his hotel room in the nude and has to walk down the the main desk to get another key.

 

The Best

 

hehehe...that is so amusing
i agree with purplemapletree: I dunno what I'd do... lol

 

Well, my neighbor seemed to be waiting for the next time, because she is out on her porch excessively. I decide to do something again, and I took out a bag of trash (naked) to the trash can area, which is facing her side of my house. She was sitting on a chair on her porch, and right sway turned to me and said "oh, at it again, I see. Looking good". I said, yeah, just a bit of nudism, and it started a conversation that went on about how she admired people that are free enough to do this, but I wasn't prepared for that to happen, I thought it would be another quick thing. She walked over to where I was and I started getting hard standing there naked in front of her as she talked. I was kind of embarrassed, but not really, since she kept looking down at it, and didn't seem to mind that it was hard, and she just kept talking. I was enjoying it, but knew I better get inside before somebody else saw me. I said to her, that I better go in before I am arrested, and she laughed and said "OK, but I'll be watching ya". Guess I have a fan.

 

hey spidey, I'll take a pic if you want to pm me...