Got Hates Figs!

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Uncle_Asshat, Jun 30, 2007.

  1. Uncle_Asshat

    Uncle_Asshat Banned

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    Those infidels of the Lord who eat shellfish. You are damned!!!

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    Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
    9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
    10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
    11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
    12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


    Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says:
    9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
    10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.



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  2. Uncle_Asshat

    Uncle_Asshat Banned

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    FIG EATERS WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER!
    • JESUS REBUKED THE FIG AS AN EVIL ABOMINATION.
      • "Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he was hungry.
        "And when he saw a fig tree by the road, he came to it, and found nothing on it, but leaves only, and said to it, Let no fruit grow on you henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.
        "And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon has the fig tree withered away!"

        --Matthew 21:18-20
    • JESUS COMMANDED US NOT TO EAT OF THE CURSED FIG.
      • "The next day, when they came from Bethany, he was hungry:
        "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if perhaps he might find any thing on it: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
        "And Jesus answered and said to it, No man eat fruit of you hereafter forever. And his disciples heard it.
        --Mark 11:12-14
    • EAT A FIG, GO TO HELL.
      • "He destroyed their vines with hail and their sycamore-figs with sleet."
        --Psalm 78:47
    • GOD PROMISES TERRIBLE VENGEANCE FOR FIG-EATERS.
      • "Yes, this is what the LORD Almighty says: "I will send the sword, famine and plague against them and I will make them like poor figs that are so bad they cannot be eaten."
        --Jeremiah 29:17
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  3. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    rofl darn fred phelps!
     
  4. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    Fred Phelps hates fags, not figs. That's because Fred Phelps is a latent homosexual. I think this guys deal is he gets paid when you click and try and figure out what the fuck he's talking about. Am I close, Asshat?
     
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