Google Invents Self Driving Bicycle!

Discussion in 'Front Page Stories' started by skip, Oct 28, 2016.

  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

    Google has invented a self-driving bicycle.
    You've got to see this to believe it.

    What a great invention!

    They picked the perfect place to develop and test it, the Netherlands.

    Having lived and bicycled in Amsterdam, I learned it can be dangerous despite all the bike lanes.

    So this is revolutionary and apparently safer than a Segway.
    They can't tilt over. They can be summoned with an app.

    They avoid traffic safely.

    So what's next? Self-driving scooters and motorbikes?

    Click here to view the article
  2. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    Interesting publishing date of this article on Youtube, the day before April Fools...?

  3. NoxiousGas

    NoxiousGas Old Fart


    I want to see the gyroscopes keeping that thing from falling over, but wait, there is nowhere to hide a gyroscope heavy enough to counter-balance the bikes weight......

    At the end of the video it says "only available on April 1st" so kinda obvious gag.
  4. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion


    That was kinda the giveaway for me too. Even after it seemed so obviously pointless and nearly as unworkeable as self driving cars.

    Oh sure, let's have computers driving everything, there there will no accidents.
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  6. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    Again, where's the gyros?
  7. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    I don't get automatic self riding fitness machines. Doesn't that just take the idea out of exercising? Like, if you're too lazy to ride a bike take a bus or something instead. Now all the pathways will just be full of knuckleheads, lazy knuckleheads daudling around like an old wife in her Sunday dresses. I really hate inventions sometimes. :toetap05:
  8. Mandykepp

    Mandykepp Banned

    Totally agree, even though this was obviously a tongue and cheek joke.

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