Ok, I'm a total pathetic moron, as you've no doubt figured out by now. Seems like I suffer from TMS, so I'm going to have to quit masturbating for what will probably be, in my advanced case, a long long time. Man, I knew I was a loser before, but I just feel like a complete retard now. Well, I was sure ignorant, thats for sure. Of course, it's not like there's anyone in my life who doesn't know that anyway. But enough of feeling sorry for myself. At least I still have my 3.8 GPA average. (But I got that when I still thought I was a normal, honorable human being.)
Transcendental Meditation Synthesis. J/K, It means Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, caused from doing it in the prone position all the time. But no need to comment, I know what people think of this already.
Ok, it's been a few hours. Dont really know what I'm complaining about. In a week, I will be a whole new and improved sexual machine. But I swear, today was the FIRST FRIGGIN TIME I ever even heard of this tms crap.
