- She can't get away easily. - Her cellulite will give you great handle if you do it doggystyle. - With all the pills she takes she'll think it was only a dream. - She might actually like it and pay you. - Hey, she's got experience. - Remove her denture and she can eat much more sausage in one bite. Anymore?
You know, the FBI was waiting for a post like this so they can get the weirdos in the cells. Don't let it be you.