Imagine that you mom's bf is a complete dumb fuck and needs to eat shit and die and you want to make his life a complete hell without him ever finding out you're the cause behind it. What would you do? Nothing too terrible, but just enough to make his day shitty more often than not, and to get a good chuckle. I already set his phone alarm for 3:30 AM and sandwiched it between the bed mattresses. That's too innocent at this point. Fuck Maturity.