Good Morning Chaps

Morning! I'm up doing an essay again....

 

morning been up since 4.30 and now having a smoke and bottle of stella to start the new day wayayeey

 

Been up all night because I didn't get up till 2pm yesterday. Went to the blasted jobcentre and suddenly became the invisible man. Sat for forty five minutes waiting to sign on. All this talk about how Jobcentre "plus" is somehow the "New way". Kind of sucks if you want the truth. You can really cut the enthusiasm with a knife in one of these places I finally signed on and came out jobcentre feeling even more tired.


Saw about five jobcentre employees eating a bag of crisps. They looked so relaxed, I thought about making them a cup of hot milk and rushing home to fetch a pipe and a pair of slippers.

 

cry me a river ..........and crisps are no good for the heart man full of fat

 

I was hoping one of them would choke on a pringle then atleast one of them might actually provide customer service. I am aware that the job is stressful but so is being a Bank manager. But you don't see Bank managers eating bags of crisps and swinging about in the chair like a five year old. That was another thing, I saw some woman use a handsfree device and she was chatting away to her boyfriend. Yuk!

 

good morning britain

 

Hope you get well soon man. And also hope you reply to the PM I sent you :dupe:

 

are you talking to me or my horse riding pants?

 

robert de niro

 

Nooooooooooooo! Bananarama in my head now. Cheers for that matey! :leaving:

 

:saucer: dont mention it arty:

 

good morning 3 bells

 

3.40 and not a soul about " probally all been taking back to there padded cells after supper " morning all" now i"m off to my padded cell i"ll leave you with this thought WHY DO SOME CLOCKS SPEAK AND OTHERS DONT? . at the first stroke it will be then the battery goes ding dong.

 

God this coffee is soooo good, i almost fancy injecting it directly into my veins...!

 

Still the morning so Hi to all, from damp Dorchester.

 

Good morning starshine.



Wonderful blissfull sleep last night. Slept like an infant Feel much better now. Yesterday was just tiring. I felt ratty and had many confusing battles with brain.

 

good morning man .........sad to see this on page 3 man ........whats happerb does"nt anyone say good morning anymore .........what a sad state of affairs man ............anyway 4.03 am good morning people .....i"m off to noddy land .............peace dudes.

 

While you were away our manners went down the drain! Good morning matey....

 

good morning ol' chaps ... did i fool anyone for a moment and had you thinking i was a brit?

 

Nope, we always knew you were the shit! :jester: