Good morning BJs

After reading too many "real kinky" threads, I decided to try waking my man up with a blow job. I've done this with every guy I've dated in the past, but never with my current man (he didn't seem kinky enough).

I was majorly shot down.

Apparently "morning wood isn't like regular wood" and he is really NOT into it. I couldn't even get my hands on the thing before he woke up and stopped me.

Anyone else have experience with a guy being against waking up to a good old fashioned cock sucking??

PS he said he was too tired and wanted to sleep... But he's actually up now feeding the cats and changing the litter box. Wtf?

 

Well that didnt last long.

This is what the older girls really are talking about when they say "take advantage of a young girl" well the relationship version anyway.

At 18 you dont really have any idea what kind of "woman" you are going to be mid 20s once the ovaries kick in. You may have been a good match with this guy when you were 18 and you are still only 22, double / triple that frustration again in a couple years.

And on top of that you havent even been pregnant yet, triple it again.

At 26 you are going to need a guy closer to your age or at least one not such a sook

Or he could just be waiting for you to get fed up and leave him so he doesnt look like the bad guy, then a month later he's dating the next 18 yr old.

You need a real man

 

morning wood isn't like regular wood.

it still likes to be sucked though.

morning sex is not kinky.

 

you're my kinda alarm clock.....the key is under the mat, just let yourself in ...lol
some folks just dont function sexually in the morning tho....and if everything else is good i think maybe you just accept that he's just not a "morning person". Sounds like maybe there is more to it than that though?

 

He probably had to pee

or he's an idiot

or you're not very good at it

or

or

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wake up blowjobs? Heavenly!

your man is a dork.

I just got a blowjob at 530 am this morning. Life is good.

 

Closet homosexual? Any kind of morning sex is ridiculously good with such hard and sensitive wood. Being woken up because your cock is in your woman's mouth and being spoiled is one of the most intimate and beautiful joys of life.

It is possible he really had to pee though lol.

 

maybe the dude knew he hadn't showered in a couple days or something and didn't feel comfortable? I don't know, can't really imagine not being into it.

 

Either he had to seriously take a piss, was filthy and sparing you or is a closet case. I have never found a way to wake up any man that he loved more than wrapping my lips around his cock.

 

I give my man, numerous wake up bjs. It's a weekend thing here..... But really I just love sucking him could go hours

But I think it, may be time for you to move on.

 

i'm not an alarm clock, but i do need a new tv... thanks!

 

Seems like my husbnad wakes up with a hard on quite a bit, lol

 

Woah, he must be crazy. I cant imagine any guy turning that down.

 

Waking to a "Good Morning Starshine" sounds like the perfect start to the day - most guys are up for it first thing in the morning. (Just wish for the opportunity)
I guess he is in a minority and one whose preference is more on themselves then to allow the pleasure it gives to you.
Seems a case of evaluation perhaps?

 

We call them morning glory lol

 

I would love for you to wake me up that way... some people just don't like to be woke up that way... all I can think of is he is a really losing out.

 

Come to think of it he did go pee immediately afterward. And hadn't showered in a couple days because he's on vacation. And was hung over. Maybe I read too much into things and take it too personally because he did fuck the hell out of me a couple hours later.

 

Talk to him about it, he has the answer you are seeking. You should always be able to talk about you sex life with each other. That is how you learn from each other and keep it interesting.

Good Luck.

 

Wise words.

If I try and it's 1st thing in the morning, my husband will stop me, and tell me to hold that thought.

He quickly take care of his business and even clean up type thing...... then well I finish

 

he must be a male between 9 and 70 years old.