Yeah, but I just can't get behind the whole "no balls allowed" thing..... Even though physically I have no balls...metaphoriclly, yes...physically...no
physically your balls are probably out chopping wood for you or at least getting strained in the process.
HAHAHA right you are Gatey...but mmmm my balls have such sexy muscles......I love dem balls sooo much!!
Goddamn it, TeePii-- You know I still love my ex, Debby! Why are you flirting with me? Maybe, if I cheat on my ex, I'll chose LittleLost Heifer-- so there!
HAHA I would really drive you nutz if you knew about my parallel life..... All that "behind closed doors" jassszzz applies.... Those that you choose...MAY NOT choooose you back. Now stop trying to make me jealous......
Well, Teepi-- I had my heart broken tonight. My girlfriend (the one I converted from lesbianism [17 years!] and turned hetero) called from Texas to inform me she's met another man! Says she may not be back! Says I ruined her for women! Says he's younger than me! Says blah, blah, etc., and all I'm thinking is, "Who's going to help me get firewood in for next winter?" Jesus! I was glad to see her go! One less mouth to feed and less booze to buy. I probably would have had a heart attack pleasing her, anyway-- she was only 39. Still, it's nice to know I still got the magic! I have a feeling, though, that one day she'll turn up at my window like a raven with a broken wing. (Thought I'd throw that last in for Gate.)
Lucky me...my balls bring in the wood, and make me coffee in the morn. Sorry to hear Delores flew the coop...or not. Just stay your sweet self....maybe the wind will blow something or someone your way....just hopefully upwind not down.
Doleres wasn't pretty; she wasn't intelligent. She had been in a horrible car wreck. She survived, blind in her left eye, and her right arm healed misshapen and most of her teeth knocked out. But, she tried her best to be everything she thought a man needed-- a hot, sexual being, which she probably read in porn mags. I taught her another way: JUST BE A GOOD HUMAN. And, she was, and I do miss her, but I am 58-- she is 39. What can become of that, especially when she begged me to impregnate her? I'm too old to raise my own daughter or son. She isn't fit to raise a puppy, let alone a child. I'll die hopefully with at least one or two of my children or my grandchildrens at my bed. But, probably not.
Thud Thud Thud....... Appparantly ya got SOMETHING on the ball or she would not have hung around as long as she did. Larry is 62 now...and welll.........he ROCKS my world. So as we have all heard before...blah blah age is just a number blah.....I met him when I was 12 and have been crazy about him every day since. However, you are wise about the knocking up part....too many people who are not fit to raise chitlins go ahead and have them anyway....
