Good entertainment for all you baby eating satanists

Discussion in 'Agnosticism and Atheism' started by Cherea, Aug 17, 2013.

  1. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

  2. Riley666

    Riley666 Guest

    I’m disappointed. I wanted to see babies being eaten. Hell, I even got my Satanic Bible out for the event. :(
     
  3. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    satan is an invention of fanatical monothiests. this has what to do with the topic of this forum?
     
  4. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    Humor, baby. A lot of us like humor.
     
  5. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member


    Talking about bullshit, Greenpeace has bullshit for the under water pipeline theory from those sea oil platforms. No profit till we find the oil in the subsurface to the ocean water. But, man, when the drilling discovers some action, then the profit will get the Moscow stock market on an even keeling with the FTSE.

    Under water pipelines are themselves not profitable, but socialist governments trust them in the north Sea for national confidence in planning.
     
  6. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    is this also humor?
     
  7. deleted

    deleted Visitor

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    :devil:.. ain't I a stinker.. :devil:
     
  8. Anaximenes

    Anaximenes Senior Member


    No this is not at humour nor humorous. But yet maybe I failed at being sociable: definitely, not failing at being social.
     
  9. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

    Not true. satan is a genuine entity (red, lean, muscular and reptilian-like). Some people think satan is the one true god, but it isn't true. satan is the god of sexual immorality, though. That part's true.

    santa claus and the easter bunny are both sexual metaphors. satan is santa, the easter bunny is Christ.

    Little boys feed their phallic carrots to satan (oops, santa) and little girls feed their delicious cookies to satan. satan knows if you've been naughty or nice, and shh don't tell your mother or you'll get coal and no diamonds.

    Now, grown children (adults) give stuffed bunnies to young adults (children) to teach them that Christ was Crucified in order to pay for the human's sins of fucking like snails. Wait, no. Humans don't fuck like snails, they fuck like bunnies. EASTER bunnies. Or playboy bunnies.

    Most people will tell ya: naughty IS nice.
     
  10. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member



    Yeah I saw the mofo once. he was walking down the street shouting : im alive, Im alive!!

    Or was that me?
     
  11. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

    Yeah, right. I *wish* I could make satan walk down the street. Actually, I want to get it in a cage, throw a blonde curly wig on it, stab it in the eyeballs with haldol and broadcast it to all the world.

    I can think of no better way to unite all of humanity.
     
  12. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

    I think that would get you arrested. leave the poor mofo alone. All he ever wanted was a hug.
     
  13. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

    Correction: satan would be the one arrested (ie stuffed in a cage). And I'm pretty sure all souls and a throne is what satan vies for
     
  14. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

    I thought he turns into 8 butterflies if you hug him.

    Just be careful

    he is not wearing clothes..so hug carefully.
     
  15. ginalee14

    ginalee14 eternity

    So what happens then if you hug Jesus?
     
  16. gendorf

    gendorf Senior Member

    He`ll bite your head off!!!

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