Good entertainment for all you baby eating satanists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Vfp6QipYV3w

Enjoy.

 

I’m disappointed. I wanted to see babies being eaten. Hell, I even got my Satanic Bible out for the event.

 

satan is an invention of fanatical monothiests. this has what to do with the topic of this forum?

 

Humor, baby. A lot of us like humor.

 

Talking about bullshit, Greenpeace has bullshit for the under water pipeline theory from those sea oil platforms. No profit till we find the oil in the subsurface to the ocean water. But, man, when the drilling discovers some action, then the profit will get the Moscow stock market on an even keeling with the FTSE.

Under water pipelines are themselves not profitable, but socialist governments trust them in the north Sea for national confidence in planning.

 

is this also humor?

 

:devil:.. ain't I a stinker.. :devil:

 

No this is not at humour nor humorous. But yet maybe I failed at being sociable: definitely, not failing at being social.

 

Not true. satan is a genuine entity (red, lean, muscular and reptilian-like). Some people think satan is the one true god, but it isn't true. satan is the god of sexual immorality, though. That part's true.

santa claus and the easter bunny are both sexual metaphors. satan is santa, the easter bunny is Christ.

Little boys feed their phallic carrots to satan (oops, santa) and little girls feed their delicious cookies to satan. satan knows if you've been naughty or nice, and shh don't tell your mother or you'll get coal and no diamonds.

Now, grown children (adults) give stuffed bunnies to young adults (children) to teach them that Christ was Crucified in order to pay for the human's sins of fucking like snails. Wait, no. Humans don't fuck like snails, they fuck like bunnies. EASTER bunnies. Or playboy bunnies.

Most people will tell ya: naughty IS nice.

 

Yeah I saw the mofo once. he was walking down the street shouting : im alive, Im alive!!

Or was that me?

 

Yeah, right. I *wish* I could make satan walk down the street. Actually, I want to get it in a cage, throw a blonde curly wig on it, stab it in the eyeballs with haldol and broadcast it to all the world.

I can think of no better way to unite all of humanity.

 

I think that would get you arrested. leave the poor mofo alone. All he ever wanted was a hug.

 

Correction: satan would be the one arrested (ie stuffed in a cage). And I'm pretty sure all souls and a throne is what satan vies for

 

I thought he turns into 8 butterflies if you hug him.

Just be careful

he is not wearing clothes..so hug carefully.

 

So what happens then if you hug Jesus?

 

He`ll bite your head off!!!