gonna try buttsex with this chick soon whats it like?

yeah so imma try buttsex with this chick for my first time and hers also she has a tight ass ive played with whats buttsex like?

 

Chicken. It tastes like chicken.

Seriously, there is no answer to your question, other than try it and see. Some people adore it; some people can take it or leave it; some people abhor it.

One thing I can tell you for certain. Do NOT try what you may have seen in porn, or a quick trip to the ER will be needed. Either to repair an anal fissure, or to set whichever of your bones your partner breaks after she climbs down from the ceiling....

 

do i just like spread her ass and stick it in?

 

Just do what comes naturally to you. Stick it hard in her ass!

 

Build it up and start a thread on an internet forum first.

Dont be spontaneous or anything

 

ever try and get a cat into a bath tub?..
.its a lot like that

 

You've got to work the sphincter first. It is a muscle, and usually a very tight one. Just as you wouldn't run without stretching first, you don't just put it in someone's butt without stretching the muscle. It will be a bad experience all around if you do. Relaxation is key.

 

Brian: "It's like when you try to pull your car into a parking spot that is a little too small. So you you fold in your mirrors and you back out and pull back in a little more then you work it in."

Stewie: "It sound's like it would be really fun to be the Parking Space."

Brian: "I thought you'd say that."

Sorry, Family Guy Reference I couldn't resist.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

You have an asshole just like she does. Try fingering yourself to see how it feels. If you have access to one, put a dildo up there. After doing this, you'll have an appreciation for taking it slow, using lube, but also how amazing it feels.

 

lol i cant wait 2 try it ps. i just came

 

A LARGE cat. One that's really pissed off. And scared. And hungry. And a teeny tiny tub. Actually, a bucket. A small bucket. And it's dark. And you're hammered. And you really REALLY want to get that damn cat into the bucket. Except now it's not a cat, it's a cougar. And I don't mean the hot 40 year old blonde type cougar, I mean the type that rips your face off and eats it. And it's now not a bucket, it's an egg cup. An egg cup that squirms and wriggles.

 

Got A + Rep From GLEN...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Like Kwyjibo said....try poking your own ass first first with your finger (pegging) then with a dildo. Go slow and use 100 pounds of lube.

Or you and her go into a sex shop. Buy an adjustable dildo harness FOR HER to wear and several strap on compatible dildos. Start with a slim model like a long finger. Next buy something maybe one inch thick and finally something an inch to an inch and a half thick by 6 to 9 inches long. Buy a gallon or so of lube.

Go home and shower together. Have her give you an enema. Or two. Or three. When you're evacuating clear water you are ready....
Let her seduce you. Have her give you a rim job for as long as you can stand it. Twenty minutes is a nice round number provided you can stand orgasmic feelings for that long. I don't know you or what your threshold for pleasure or pain is.

Then get on your knees. With your head resting on the floor and your ass in the air let her mount you. Gently. Firmly.

You might also want to go to TooTimid.com. They are a sex shop for lovers. Check out their Adult Forums. They also have a 1 year guarantee on their sex toys, decent prices and excellent customer service. See Mikayla1s posts concerning Anal Ave.

Or just go with your original plan. Spread her ass cheeks and push it in.
I trust you have a most excellent medical/dental plan, your Last Will and Testament is signed and Notarized and you have outstanding Life Insurance with a million dollar accidental death policy.

You will need it kid.

 

And Here's A Nice Big Fat + Rep For You Too......:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

Bingo. Except for "accidental death", I'd substitute "suicide". Coz if you just jam it in, you're planning to die....

 

don't forget the spanking

there needs to be spanking

 

Im so turned on right now.. Id let the trip fuck me.. :mickey:

 

my cat reference was also because you can try bathing every cat you meet but only 1 out of 20 like the water

 

lmao im pretty shure i can have anal sex without being hospitalized? pretty shure kids do it all the time lmafo?

 

i totally went to the wrong primary school.