Goin' Campin'

For the first time. Its now or wait till the end of summer.
I aint goin when its stupid hot.
I will need the biggest spray can of OFF! ever!!!!!
Fuckin skeeters love me man.
Must be my higher than normal body heat.
Anyway, we're going to the lake, spending the night, grillin, chillin..
cant smoke, so im making a batch of cannabis capsules..

wait.. can you drink in the national forest?
Im ready for some swimming. stoned swimming. oh Fuck yes.

I knew saving my sleeping bag for 6 years in the closet would come in handy.

 

yes you can.

 

have fun dude!!

lady!!

 

Hahahahaha dude.. lady.. lmao

I havent been called a lady in... a while.

 

nice. I went camping a lot on the road and it was fucking amazing, Texas isn't quite Big Sur but there are some good places to go.

I can't wait to go to the coast, hopefully next week.

 

The coast here? like, the gulf? unless you make the drive to padre island, and thats if they're finished recovering from ike, there's not much to see besides brown sand and brown water. lol after seeing industry enjoying cali's beaches, it would dissapoint.
I hear kemah is open again, and I guess the overpriced tourist places are back open, but I dont see the appeal.

 

camping's fun. why can't you smoke? and what are cannabis capsules?

 

well, there are these annoying dudes in the Sam Houston National Forest. Theyre called park rangers, I believe, and you know, they tend to frown upon people smoking an illegal substance out in the open.
cannabis capsules are... cannabis oil.. in a capsule..

 

ah, right on. actually, yeah. i remember a few friends of mine got their shrooms and weed stolen by park rangers when they were camping. the guy said he was either gonna call the cops if they didnt give their shit up. i dunno though. im used to smoking in plain sight all the time. i'd probably do it.

 

I think I wanna hotbox my tent. lmao

naw, last time my bro-in-law went camping he and their friends got a 275 ticket for drinking at the camping site. I aint about to get no Damn ticket. I will sneak my flask in with some whisky and spike my cokes. fuuck that.

 

nothing like sex in a tent

 

The dick wont be coming along on this expedition. boo.
besides, I dont wanna get nekkid where there are mosquitos the size of houseflies. getting bit in my delicate places aint my cuppa tea.

 

do it dude. if you bake it out, itll only smell like right by the tent door. and outside that, well it's outside. i dunno how youd get caught doin that.

 

Haha, your park rangers have to call the cops? Ours ARE cops and they're higher authorities than the sheriffs or city cops, because they're police officers of a national park. They're federal police. But they're WAY cooler than the regular police, one rolled up on us after we just finished a blunt and we reeked of weed and had a sack under the front seat. But all he did was write us a warning for not having our registration up to date and a warning because Daniel wasn't supposed to be driving, and let us go, telling us if we parked in an actual parking spot next time, they'd probably leave us alone, lol.

 

Hope you have fun, which it sounds like you will...

I really love camping, haven't been for a while... I still reminisce about those late night tinkles in the woods...

 

That absolutely rocks!

Have a blast.

Be good, or be good at it.

 

Hehehe thanks honey.
I will try to have fun.
I found out that you can drink, so thats cool.

Yeah, Texas park rangers dont play.
The regular ranger at the national forest is a hot motherfucker.
wish he'd use his cuffs on me. And his club.

 

Camping is the shit. I definitely want to go camping sometime over the summer.
Have fun! And keep the bugs outta your way.

 

Lol I thought of a makeshift mosquito net mumu. lmao

 

Yay!! the day is finally here!!!
I cant wait. the best part, is that my best friend is gonna drive me up there, so we're gonna smoke the whole way there.
I saved a bowl of sweet island kush to smoke right before we get there.