God's Little Acorn

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(God I love to go barefoot..........)

 

Well i love to go barefoot in mud or grass

 

and u wud think its easy enough to avoid acorns.

 

Ya wud, 'cept they're tiny enough to hide in plain sight; large patches of them can be avoided, but if ya gotta walk into the street 'n there's a car coming...jeez....a smart feller might think to wear DAMN SHOES and avoid all this, but (to quote the great John Belushi) NNNNOHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

yeh...u wud..cept thay aint...mutherfukk thay hert

 

walked in the park today. saw a number of acorns. stepped on none.......hmmmm

 

...and I was barefoot for AGES today,with never a problem.




[but I suppose carpets don't count?]

 

carpets probably count as much as parks.

 

I was actually curious and wanted to step on one of the acorns on purpose, but I got scared.

 

Lemme just assure you,hillman...acorn's are NOTHING in comparison to the sound/feeling when you step on a snail,bruv! [a thing you try really hard not to do twice]

 

As Ralph Kramden was wont to say....HOMMINNA HOMMINNA HOMMINNA

 

Pretty much the worst is stepping on a Lego piece.

 

Goddam fukkin acorns! Ouch!!!

 

inconceivable. ya know those people who warn about glass, needles and worms? Maybe you in particular should take that to heart.

 

homminna homminna homminna homminna