Gnomes Have Right's Too! Let's bring those Travelocity Fuckers down!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by RiderOnTheStorm, Nov 1, 2005.

  1. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    We have all seen the commercials. Travelocity exploiting the Roaming Gnome and exposing him to violent, potentially fatal hazards on the job all for a cheap laugh. He's been strapped onto the top of a speeding taxi in the middle of a bustling city street with only goggles to shield him from the elements, electrified and left alone to die in a hotel room, run over repeatedly by a luggage cart in a hotel lobby and, as you can see from the picture below-used as a luggage rack AROUND HIS FRAGILE NECK!! This kind of abuse is tragic and shocking. A perfect example of how corporations treat their employees-especially the blatant racism against Gnomic employees.
    Please visit www.travelocity.com and contact them, petitioning their abuse of the Roaming Gnome. These images are sending violent messages to YOUR CHILDREN in the guise of a funny, seemingly harmless commercial.
    Stand up for your Gnome Brothers and Sisters. DEMAND EQUALITY FOR ALL.
    Thank you for your support in this matter.
    Here is a letter one supporter of this worthy cause forwarded them. You can cut and paste it or use it as a guide. PLEASE, THE GNOMES NEED OUR HELP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. Let's make a change in all our lives TODAY.


    Dear Travelocity:

    The Gnomic Coalition is shocked and dismayed by your brutal abuse of your employee, The Roaming Gnome. Gnomes have origins in history as old as humans. They are a peaceful race, who live quietly and in harmony with their human neighbors. They are simple folk who just live off the land and have done no harm to any race of people.


    Yet, when you portray senseless acts of violence to the Roaming Gnome (such as running him over in a hotel lobby or electrifying him) all for a cheap laugh, it belies a very ugly message: that is perfectly acceptable to ABUSE a Gnome.
    ABUSE IS NEVER ACCEPTABLE AND IS NEVER A LAUGHING MATTER.


    Images depicting Gnome violence can send a message to the fragile minds of children that what they are seeing is acceptable and funny and the fact is: it's not. Such irresponsibility is completely abhorrent in a major corporation.

    Is your Gnome Employee treated differently than your other employees because he's Gnomic? Does he have his own parking space (being your spokesperson) or does he have to ride strapped to the top of the Taxi? Does he have Insurance? Is he offered the same benefits as your other employees?

    I think you should reexamine the message you are sending to your audience. As for myself and the other members of the North American Gnomic Coalition (and our sister franchise in Europe) we will be boycotting your company and your subsidiaries.

    At the annual Gnomic Coalition Convention (this year held in lovely Sweden) we will be discussing ways to send a better, more positive message to the world about the peaceful clan of Gnomes, in an effort to undo the damage to Gnome reputations your company has portrayed.

    Sincerely,
    The North American Gnomic Coalition


    {your city or province name here}

    PROOF OF ABUSE AND THE DISREGARD AND HUMILITION OF THE ROAMING GNOME BY TRAVELOCITY'S VIOLENT EXPLOITATION:
     
  2. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    I have already sent this out to everyone on my buddy list. It's about time Someone broght this out into the public. I can hear them crying out for justice and our help.
    You have my complete support and let me know if there is anything I can do to help.
    This is so upsetting and I think disgusting.
    Peace The Wiz
     
  3. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Is there any information on joining the ranks of supporters?
     
  4. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Do you have a website yet?
     
  5. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I hope you get cancer
     
  6. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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  7. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    yeah that's what i wanna know too!
     
  8. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    The North American Gnomic Coalition (and the sister franchise in Europe "The European Gnomic Coalition") is a dedicated group of people sympathetic to the Gnomic race and their rights in this human-oriented society. The Coalition realizes that Gnomes need higher representation and people to help them fight in their battle for equality.

    We work closely with the Gnomes, so we can find out firsthand what goals they are after. Our close-knit and fast operation of networking allows Coalition members to find the issues and raise awareness with lightening speed. We are not afraid to fight the powerful mega-corporations, such as our recent petitioning of online giant, Travelocity, which has had over 2,000 signatures added to our list, demanding better treatment of their Gnomic spokesman, The Roaming Gnome.

    Our next plan of action has us in alliance with Elf Equality (a coalition for Elven awareness) to investigate slave labor at a toy factory (or should we say "Toy Sweatshop")? in the North Pole.

    We are always delighted to take in new members! It is COMPLETELY FREE to join, but we gladly accept donations. As a member, you will receive Email updates of developments crucial to our cause, you will be able to attend local conventions, and will be invited to attend our annual convention (held in a different location every year and always with the European Gnomic Coalition in attendance). You will also receive lists of the best websites promoting ethical and positive portrayal of Gnomes. PLUS: the North American Gnomic Coalition is the ONLY place you will be able to find links to websites that offer GNOMES FOR ADOPTION!

    Thank you for your interest, Wizarddrew77 and lovelightlisa. I will send you PMs detailing how to contact the Coalition and become Official Coalition Members IMMEDIATELY.
    A link to our site will be included as well.

    -RiderOnTheStorm
    North American Gnomic Coalition Member since 2003

    P.S.
    MORE PROOF THAT WE NEED YOUR HELP IMMEDIATELY! Here we see the Roaming Gnome attempting to eat some pizza and how the company inflicts pain upon him (and humiliation) by placing a clothespin on his poor little nose!
     
  9. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Thanks so much I got your PM and am on the site right now.
    It's about time we all worked together on this and also on the Elf abuse too.
    I had the pleasure of working with a team in Canada that exposed the Elf abuse going on up North. The Asian Elves are abused far more right now since they make the Electronic Toys and Game Systems for The Holidays that flood our stores. There is also a Teen Group being formed on making teens aware that the games they play are made in Elven Sweat Shops and the abuses that are involved to make them available.
    Thanks for your speedy response. I feel like you are right next to me on this cause. Peace The Wiz
     
  10. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Lisa? Are you going to the Next Convention held in Sweden? Maybe we can all travel together? I bet Sofias would like to get involved and also Ashers.
    You can bet WE WILL NOT BE USING TRAVELOCITY for our trip! Let me know OK? Hugs The Wiz
     
  11. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    Do you have to be a couple to adopt a Gnome?
     
  12. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    thank you very much,
    i will be a proud member of the NAGC.
    also i would like to report another gnome-abuse situation,
    gnomes being portraited as alcoholics.

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  13. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    WOW Man-do you work for Travelocity?
    I bet your the Fuck who ran him over with that Luggage cart!
    Must be why you have no Pics of yourself up on your gallery too!
    I feel sad for you!
     
  14. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    No. In fact, we also allow Single Adoptive Parents, as well as Adoption for Gay, Lesbian, and Transgendered Couples, too. We believe in equality for all and we stand by it 100%.


    Thank you for joining and welcome, Brother! We're proud to have you and hope to see you in Sweden in 2006! :D

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  15. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    Thank you SO MUCH for your support and swift action! As I type this to you, thousands of members nationwide are receiving this image and are tracking the origins while others are compiling a petition. Members like you are just what we need! Rest assured, your picture exposing this awful falsehood will not go unnoticed by our members. I personally will contact the Coalition Founder and request a Premium Membership in your behalf. Thank you for so staunchly upholding the good moral fiber that dignifies us here at the North American Gnomic Coalition.

    Thanks again and welcome aboard, Sister! See you in Sweden in 2006! :D (Premium Memberships include paid for roundtrip tickets to the convention destianation with $100 spending money for your enjoyment!)
     
  16. lovelightlisa

    lovelightlisa Senior Member

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    thank you sister, keep up the good work
     
  17. wizarddrew77

    wizarddrew77 The Wiz

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    WOW.... That is very refreshing and I am proud to be a Member.
    I will definitely be attending the 2006 Convention in Sweden.
     
  18. the6peace8keeper

    the6peace8keeper Born Again Satanist

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    Yep guess so, those sorry little fucks. Yall need to join to www.care2.com its a sissy site for ya.
     
  19. gnomes are evil, particularly ones with red hats (red caps)

    that variety kill children and dye their hats in their fresh blood every night



    I call for a holocaust of the gnomes.....
     
  20. RiderOnTheStorm

    RiderOnTheStorm Butters!!

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    I call Shenanigans on your call of Holocaust!!

    (And there is no such thing as an evil Gnome, it's just anti-Gnome propoganda!)
     
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