Giving over 100%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

 

*applauds* very well put DHS!

 

this is so why I want to fuck you. you just got me hornier than depeche mode ever could.

 

you can thank my grand mother, she sent it to me in an email

 

never mind I thought you made it up. Well tell her that her grandson is very fuckable.

 

...even if he presents others wit as his own

 

hey I used my normal manual frowny face and it showed up in a cartoon. why? no fair

 

Next time I shall quote my grandmother as to not artificially enhance my fuckability.

 

thanks that would be appreciatted, but your fucakble rating still remains high...

 

bird_migration
2+9+18+4+13+9+7+18+1+20+15+14 = 130%

Just so that all girls know what they are dealing with.

 

hahaha nice! that was interesting

 

I'd be at like 129%...I can take you. lol

 

Looks like we found the (almost) perfect match.

 

oh well...guess we'll have to keep on searching.....

 

.... or change our names.

 

crummyrummy=

3+18+21+13+13+25+18+21+13+13+25= 183%

 

oh! a man with power...

 

150% of 100 litres of beer is 150 litres of beer. That's a lot of beer!

 

obviously giving 110% is illogical

what is even more annoying is the irreconcilable paradox
between giving 110% and always leave them wanting more

by comparison, to accomplish everything by doing nothing
makes perfect sense

(though i believe the origeonal intent of wu wei or however
it is spelled, is that the greatest good is to avoid
causing harm)

=^^=
.../\...

 

You are too much for me to handle