Girls suck

I have had one, and it really grossed me out.

 

it is a compliment. dont worry, they cant 'make' you be gay.
if it was a cellmate who outweighed you by 150 pounds......

 

do you get beat up at school a lot...

 

I like letting gay men flirt with me, flattering really.

i also let telemarketers talk to me for a few minutes, gives me a little tingly feeling

 

I'll bet he gets stuffed into his locker on a daily basis

 

hey stupid fag, Girls RULE and they taste good too

 

ohhhh YEAAAAA!

 

hehe. duck has been MARKED. visually and aromatically, he is now marked as desireable to the females. it's like wearing a wedding ring and smelling like fabric softener. the guys are gonna hate you, though.

 

does Febreze count in the aroma dept. I don't even take showers anymore, just febreze myself

 

no. we women know it means there's not a woman who cares enough to "take care" of you.

 

hmmmm yea....thats kind of true...

I DO have a wedding ring though, and that helps.

 

yeah. nothing says "desireable" like "unavailable."

 

If only i learned that in high school

 

better late than never.

 

too bad I don't have less morals.....I mean they aren't very strict really, but maybe if I let them slide a bit more..........

 

your standards, too.

 

yea well..that part already happened..

I was discussing this the other day, when i was younger I would say things like "nah, I'm not really into barbie types like that" or whatever....now its like, "it would be nice to be with a mall girl like that once or twice"

 

i know what you mean.