Girls - How Far Does Your Butt Protrude Outwards & What Length Crack Do You Have ?

Do you have a short or long butt crack?
When you stand side on (either nude or dressed in jeans), how much does your butt actually protrude out from your lower back:

A: Barely visible (flat lookin?) B: Just noticeable C: Very noticeable

 

Methinks Your On Crack...



Cheers Glen.

 

No, not in to drugs. I have noticed that some womens butt cracks are very short & while others have a crack that starts right near their lower back.
Which means if you were to massage their lower back , then you have more crack to run your fingers thru & down. It seems the further out from their lower back butt protrudes, the longer crack they have the more you have to explore with your fingers - true / false?

 

What length is my crack? One rock, sir.

 

Butt (bum, ass or what ever you refer to your own as?) cracks I'm referring to, not any other types.
Or look at my latest thread RE: photos of a girls butt crack

 

OP. Seriously??

 

I thought some girls / woman 'may' be more than willing to share a photo of their butt wether they like the look of their butt or not. Some of us may just like what we see & those may not like the appearance of their own butt may feel much more better about themselves if we gave our positive opinions on them?

 

Ladies, if you believe that.......

Don't feed OP. I'm sorry but I think these posts seeking detailed descriptions or photos are just creepy.

 

I still say he's a twelve year old who just discovered his dick.

These questions really are some of the lamest, ignorant and juvenile I have ever seen here.

 

In my 39 years of existance, I have learned there are 2 questions you never ask a woman.
1) How old are you? (Learned that at a young age)
2) How big/long is your butt crack?
Young guys - you can take this advise to the bank!

BTW OP I find this thread humorous.

 

I remember the OP telling me he's not creepy LOL!!!!

Really what kinda question is this?

 

Lol!!!!!!!!!!! This is seriously funny!!!!!

 

If he is a grown up, methinks he seriously needs to get laid

If he is 12 and a new zealander, sheep have woolly buttcracks, will help keep him warm in the winter

 

butt crack length should be measurable in its own unit; i propose the crinkleburr.

my arse has but 4 crinkleburrs, friend. make of that what you will.

 

from one Glen to another Glen i totally have to agree, man, what a dumbass thread topic ???

and i thought i had already seen some bad ones already, this takes the cake, and i am not meaning to insult the OP, but im just sayin it like it is.

 

Yeah, dont assume they are always guys


Oh look at these dirty dirty old men, look what they want to do to us, I dont have any daddy issues, We are such victims, you younger guys should give us more money.

Theres something just a little off centre with the rhetoric of this one

 

In the "good old days" I remember a young man going up to woman and saying to her, "your vagina is really big today. I guess you're wearing a pad." The woman responded with a slap in the face so hard that it echoed off the walls.

The biggest problem with the Internet is no one has invented a kick in the ass application that will physically inflict pain on someone.