Girls: dirty words that turn you on?

Girls, what words do you consider a turn-on or a turn-off?

For example: sexiest (and un-sexiest) word for penis?

Boner, dick, prick, dipstick, schlong, meat, dong, knob, member, rod, nob, pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, willy, woody, John Thomas, love stick, love muscle, doughnut holder, pink oboe, pork sword, firm worm, front-mounted bitch splitter, blue-veined junket pumper, meat whistle, ol' one-eye, one-eyed trouser snake, piece of pork, purple-headed trouser snake, pussy plunger, salty dog, skin flute, spunk stick stiffy, throbber, throbbing python of love, trouser trout, yoghurt slinger, pirate of men's pants.

How about words for: testicles, vagina, clitoris, breasts, backside, sexual intercourse, semen, etc?

Are there any words that get you going if men say them to you?

 

I usually call it a dick or a cock.. the silly ones just make me laugh and penis I only say if I'm putting on my little girl act. As for the others; balls, pussy (sometimes ****), (love) button, ass, cum... for some reason I still usually refer to myself as having breasts but that's just me.. a guy can say tits if he wants to. Boobs to me sounds like something a boy going through puberty would call them. As for sex.. it's either called sex, being intimate or making love. I sometimes use fuck but it's rare cause for me, fucking is pure lust and you feel nothing for the person.. Nope, just not me.

 

throbbing python of love?
blue-veined junket pumper?

You posted this thread just so you could come up with that list, didn't you?

 

the best words in bed : cock/dick, fuck, tits/breasts, cum - yeah, the simple ones.

and guys, you have no idea how lucky you are to have such wonderful word in your language as PUSSY ! i mean it!

in my language there are no words for female genitals that wouldn't be 100% negative and rude

 

Actually, **** in the english language is generally considered the most rude word for the vagina.

 

Haha. most of those words scare me. Cock is alright, dick is usually only okay if I say it. Penis works all the time, but doesn't always have the same effect as cock. Any food-related term for it makes me feel sick and unsexy.

Vagina takes too long to say....so pussy is okay. Clit is great, but I feel silly saying it sometimes. Make love is used in discussion format, preferably when there's no real chance of doing it right then. Or in a command it's good too. I don't think calling it fucking and loving the person are necessarily mutually exclusive, either.

 

Actually, I do have a hard time asking for certain things in bed because it's difficult to say it without sounding vulgar or gross.

 

HATE saying Anal always say rear if im with a lass,

the rest are ok,

 

Keep the answers coming!

Liz, wow! You look exactly like the girlfriend I don't have!

 

Haha, apparently I look like someone to everyone on this forum.

 

I usually use the words cock, cum, and pussy.

I usually use the words "fucking" and "banging" when referring to rough sex. And I like to hear my partner refer to it the same way.

But I've hardly talked during sex. It usually sounds like grunts from either of us.

 

I will never call breasts "tits." Period.

 

cock pussy clit fuck

 

I'll lick your pussy, I'll ram your ****. But if you ever call it a twat, I'm completely turned off and have to stop. I hate that term.

Dizzy, you forgot to add "veiny bang stick" to your list.

Oops! This is Monosphere. Forgot to log out of Holly's account.

 

This kinda sounded like a poem.

 

ahhhh.... Come on!!! WHO says that????? seriously! and if the guy DID say that, I would definitely not be turned on, but I'd laugh at them.

girls like the dirty words, not the silly ones.

"I want you to reach down my pants and grab my pussy plunger...."
"I want you to suck on my yougurt slinger...."

i dont think so....

 

haha, wow, i cannot believe i just saw a whole list of street terms for "penis"

i normally just stick to penis and vagina

i dunno, that just seems what's right to me =/

 

I like the basics - cock, dick, fuck, pussy, ****, tits, cum. They're the best.