Girls are fucking stupid

I'm good with kids too. I mean, I guess you could let kids build a vibrator fort, but it might be a little weird.

 

You've contradicted yourself.

 

It's hard to live up to being me. I take it one day at a time.

And thats all we can ask of little Johnny.

 

Are we gonna have sex anytime soon?

I have Christmas gifts to wrap.

 

Nah, I like letting the tension build up. Like a volcano of fuck.

Have fun wrapping gifts.

 

Cocktease!

Now I gotta go rub one out before I get to work.

 

I like your style ManorXic.

 

Di-tto.

You can calls me Em.

 

Right on. My names Spencer.

And I'm going to bed, Em. I'll catch 'ya around.

 

@.@ Like the department store?

Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Jkroflmaokk...

Night highbrow. >.>

 

I would like to find out if Lodui is really a one man orgy as the title suggests....



I'll bring the camera.....and the sandwiches....

 

wow a thread started by death has this many posts...tis shocked i am...

 

Do you need a glass of water? Here, sit down until you don't feel dizzy.....

 

yeah, and a sweat rag...
I had to look at the name a few times to really let it sink in, I almost fainted...

 

Here, you can use this one I found in the freezer....it says "Elvis" on the bag for some reason.....

 

hahaha....can i use it as reusable toilet paper too...

 

sorry. i was busy. some guy jumped on my from behind and rammed like a rabbit. he was so quick i didn't see his stupid face. wish i coulda got his number...

 

i thought it was a spongy substance that fills with blood. and yes, it can be broken. terrible thing, that.

 

Yeah, I'm kinda like Santa that way, except my version of "sliding down the chimney" is way more fun.

Well, gotta go. lotsa other stops to make (so many naughty girls this year,,soooo many...)

 

That would remind us all of the true meaning of Christmas.

Let's rock.