Girls are fucking stupid

Yeah, their not great, but if we divy it up this way I get twice as many oraphi. Do the math.

 

Highbrow, lemme learn you something.

Quality > quantity

 

Proove it.




...'Ya see where I went with that?

 

I find one of the guys really attractive, another somewhat attractive... the other not at all though

and yeah, Fergie trumps 'em all

 

Hahahahahahahaha. Let's make babies.

 

Closer than a redneck I suppose.

But I never done did hug one of thar trees.

 

That's exactly where I was going.

But only if I get to name 'em.

 

I'm sure there's an insult in this for me, but I cain't speyull or reed ril good, so I might be mistaken.

 

Maybe your standards are too high.

 

How are your bartering skillz?

 

Not that good. But I once talked a nun into going wild during Mardi Gras.

Of course times are tough in New Orleans now... might be a lot easier.

The point is, Johnny Fuckstorm is a great name for one of the tykes.

 

Was she nakie under her habit?

That is a strong name. He'd have a helluva time living up to that.

 

Nah, but it was still kinda hot.

And I think thats good.

The challenges we face define who we are.

 

See, I'd be a good father too.

Or at least a good fortune cookie writer.

 

ah, but are you a good substitute for a vibrator?


Because that's all that really matters to most chicks.

 

I've got a great substiture for that, but I wouldn't wanna tell the kids till they were a little older.

 

well...

as long as you come with variable speeds

 

Damn. I always hoped. All my illusions crushed.

A man's character is his fate.

 

Or a really limber tongue.

 

I'm also warmer, have a tounge, and'll ask how your day went.