This is somthing ive noticed about my girlfriend at the minute. Every joint i smoke she wants exactly half of the fucker, every 8th -half of the fucker. Is it just mine who does this? My point is i love getting stoned. I love to listen to music, talk shit and rip off my clothes and screw but she just sits there like a bag head half asleep. It just seems fucking pointless! If i smoke a joint when i come home from work and she's not in for another 4 hours ive gotta leave half of it there when she comes in. Fucking bull shit woman!
^ya thats prolly the best idea if u dont want to give her half ur weed. U might want to put a gorilla suit on just to be safe...
getting your woman on coke is all well and good when its just the two of you or with one of her girlfriends, but id never trust a woman on coke - fucking dangerous. She can trust me though, she knows whenever ive had coke i couldnt cheat even with Eva Longoria, ''its like pushing a sausauge through a letter box''.
I HATE when people just pass out after smoking. It's a like a waste of weed when you guys could be having fun. People have said coke. I'd say amphetamine could work as well. A lot of people have prescriptions for it so ask around. Truly a great substance =)
At least you have a g/f you can blaze with, i'd give anything for that, half of my joints 4 eva. I feel ya tho, allow the mass mooching. It's hard to say no to the mrs...
I wouldnt mind a bird who smokes just not one who gets the ruler out when you pass her a joint ive just spent 15 minutes rollin to pefection. And she takes up the whole couch (no she aint a fatty either) whilst im squashed to fuck on the end watchin some shite on telly! I FUCKING HATE THE TELLY TOO!
The telly is there to keep the world silent and in their front rooms contained. No one speaks when its on or your shouted at like a army recruit. Music and conversation for me.
haha. this thread is funny. that's gotta suck though. all my girlfriends have disapproved of my habits, so I figured seeing someone who was into it would be all good. but some needy bitch who's obsessive about the smoking and then wants to veg out in front of the tv, to hell with that.
I know its shit man, she's cool, well sort of anyway. but i just wanna skin up and smoke a spliff to myself. She could have a full spliff if she wants but she wont. Its like when you go to a restraunt, ask her if she wants a desert? of course she says ''no'' but then eats half of my bastard! women - you cant love em and you cant shoot em!
i beg to differ on the cant shoot em point. If the lady doesnt ever buy her own sack, pop a cap in her ass. Simple answer. If she wants half a joint tell her to go pick up a satchel and roll it to perfection and you get out the ruler and show her how it feels.
