Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregnant?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jazzba, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. Jazzba

    Jazzba Member

    Ok I'm kind of worried here since my G/F got pregnant and she hasn't been havin her period. Do u think the baby is drinking her blood? She is 6 months pregnant,
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!


    this is awesome
  3. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

    oh wow:rolleyes:

    the trolls are getting lazier by the day
  4. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

    Yeah you got a vampire baby
  5. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    what no gravy??
    Wait. This picture has no relevance to the op posts...
    now thats weird and bizzare :smilielol5:
  6. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    most women don't have periods while they're pregnant,cos the baby's growing in there and all.:)
  7. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

    Not true. Please dont spread misinformation. Its scientifically recognised all across the world that ammenorrhoea during pregnancy is a direct consequence of a vampire foetus
  8. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    you spelled fetus wrong:hurray:
  9. meridianwest

    meridianwest Senior Member

    yup. that's why i have fangs=)
  10. I believe that's the British way of spelling it, if I'm not mistaken. They did invent the language, after all.
  11. Uh, no, not everyone uses American English
  12. ^^Yeah that. Thanks
  13. Oh and Im fingermouse by the way:willy_nilly:
  14. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    the title of this thread gives me lols. does anyone really not know why?

    (its NOT exactly mysterious)
  15. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

    Rest assured I think everyone over the age of 10 really knows least I hope
  16. lol @ vampire baby
  17. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

    this thread reminds me, of a thread posted at the 'fuck the mainstrem' forums message boards.
    some guy posted a thread in which he asked, 'what do you call the offspring of a human female and a male vampire?'
    he gave a list of possable answers, but i added my own answer. i said 'you call it a republican.'
    well, a woman wrote back and said to me, (gasp) (faints) 'the leaders are going to have your arse for that!'
    i wrote back to her saying, 'luv, for all i care the leaders can have my arse. when i made reference to a republican, i was using the american use of that term, and not the irish and/or u.k. use of that term; and, a prime example of an american republican being, the arse (ass) that just got himself kicked out of the white house!

    i hate to be the barer of bad news but, your baby is not a vampire, but your kid is a republican.
  18. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

    Am I going have to Wikipedia why women dont have periods.. or do? while pregnant!? :mad:

    Oh wait no unfertilized eggs to clean out... I think.
  19. marysoul

    marysoul Member

    now i feel stupid.....:)I'm sorry
  20. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

    NoNoNO! NOT Vampire fetuses! EVERYBODY knows milk is distilled from blood! She's using that blood to make her milk with!

    "Least that's what ancient & medieval ob-gyns theorized.....

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