Getting high off shit? (literally)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1105072jenkem1.html



New Drug Alert!

Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (1 page)

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haha what?!

the line has been crossed, no new drugs

I could imagine the smell as I read

 

Wow.. just wow....

 

That's the Shit




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hahaha wtf!

 

And soon the DEA will start the war on human excrement!

 

if we would just obliterate the human race, really...all our problems would be solved!

 

You ever smoked labrador, man?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7ZFpr5n0o

 

Sounds like a hoax.

Originally from Africa eh?

 

no wonder those kids had a shit eating grin...

 

Talk about flushing the evidence down the toilet



Hotwater

 

Jenkem:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

 

hahahaha.... that's the most preposterous thing i've ever heard involving drugs or excrement. no one will possibly believe this when i tell them. i'm not sure i believe it. only one way to find out.

 

Touche, Rat.

 

Snopes says its still undetermined whether this is a hoax or not

I can see it in Africa, or prison, but have a hard time seeing it in us high schools

 

nevertheless guess who's gonna try to sell it on craigslist

 

what the fuck is craigslist?

 

a site where you can go to buy or sell anything from a speedboat to a hooker.

 

I remember reading an article a few years back, i think it was in Indonesia but i could be wrong as it has been some time, that people were getting high of inhaling fumes from cow shit.

Funny thing is i remember the problem they said was, that addicts could get high for free.

 

Dude, I'm gonna go shit in a bottle right now.

No, like... seriously man.

It's all about the shit now. All the rock stars are doing it... check out that Brian Ferry over there, all high on that shit. Smearing shit. Shit. Shit.