Getting away with smoking.

My girlfriend just called me and told me she was smoking in her room (she's not allowed to smoke weed).

She said she was blowing it out the window with a fan so it wouldnt smell at all. But then she said she heard someone heard her mom calling her for like 15 seconds and then she started coming up the stairs. she knew she was gonna get caught, but then she did something that I would never think of.

As soon as she heard her mom coming up the stairs she turned on porn really loud and took her shirt half off and then when her mom knocked on the door and she ran and answered it and then put the rest of her shirt on.

So basically she made her mom think she was masturbating to hardcore porn..........

The things people will do to get away with smoking weed

 

I have definitely thought of that before, but have never had to do it. Props to your gf lol.

 

omg lol

 

whered she get the porn from

 

Interweb most likely

EDIT: Or from the Captain

 

the interweb

 

Not since the incident.

 

I once told a friend that, if necessary, we should say we were walking alone at night because we intended to have homosexual relations.

Thankfully, it never came to that.

 

omg lol^^

 

and your eyes were red cuz you guys were taken a shower to gether and both go soap in your eyes

 

that wouldnt explain the smell...and no matter how good the fan is, it can't completely get rid of the smell.
still funny as shit though...that must have been an awkward moment wit her mom lol.

 

haha that's pretty funny
i'd be too embarrassed to do that though

 

That's fookin hilarious! :biggrin:

 

Oh my god, that's great!!!!. I always thought if security came to my door while I was smoking when I lived in dorms to just open the door naked and stare at them until they left. Your girlfriend's a keeper, hold on to that girl!

 

i would do that infront of my mom

it isn't like she hasn't caught me doin' worse

 

you realize i must steal this and make it my signature

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

for sure

 

mad props
that is smart

 

i tried that once before! my mom didnt buy it though, shes like "joey if thats all i thought u were doing i would be proud of you"