Get Stonned And Go To The Zoo

Those fucking animals are hillarious, like what the hell are they thinking about?..what do they do in their spare time when they aint entertaining us oomans?

If you can't find a zoo go feed some cows...but watch out...some mates and me went and tried to feed em some pork sandwhiches we nicked and they turned nasty and gave us evil looks.

Ungrateful fuckers.

I wish I lived in a country where they had kangaroos...those bouncing things are cool, imagine having one as a pet and its bouncing all over ya house...like fuck!

~bounce~

 

I had this friend who I still think is somewhat half retarded. We use to go to a farm to fish and of course they had cows, horses, etc all running in the field. My friend use to purposely wear red shirts and throw rocks at the cows/bulls. Im being dead serious. He wanted to get chased by one really badly. He wasnt even stoned.

I want to go to an amuesment park this coming summer on shrooms. I feel it would be an amazing trip.

 

Yeah go on some of those big rides like totally baked man!...so funny!...

But don't go to the dentists after you've dropped acid...that's just silly.

 

Sounds like fun, can't believe I've never done that before...
Amusement parks are great on acid! Never gone on shrooms though.

 

Kangaroos are only found in australia and theyre not that great lol

They can be pretty viscious too. though they dont box, but they kick like mofos

 

If you found a baby kangaroo could you house train it and have it as a pet?

Could you train it to fetch a stick?

 

Kangaroos aren't that great? Geez you australians sure are spoiled with all your crazy ass animals... I wish I had a kangaroo...

 

You tried to feed a cow a pork sandwich...and were suprised when it didn't want it? Wow....

By the way, cows are color blind. The bulls only charge because the movement of the cape, and the fact that they're closed in an arena with all those screaming fans. I'd be a little pissy too, if I was in an enclosed area with all these people yelling at me, and some idiot in a shiny suit was waving a little sheet at me.

 

I like good zoos, but there aren't that many here in the states. I went to the San Diego zoo while high. It was pretty good, but I like that place when I'm sober. I liked the Memphis zoo, too, because they had an Egyptian theme that was really cool. I always thought people were too hard to please. People hate the zoo these days. You're seeing animals you'd otherwise never see in your life. How is that not spoiled, man? If your zoo sucks, though, I can understand that.

 

You can buy wallaby's online. Ive talked to people that own them. I think they run about 2000 dollars, not too bad for such an awesome pet though.

 

"By the way, cows are color blind. The bulls only charge because the movement of the cape"


Oh yeah! so they would go for Superman would they?

I - don't - think - so.

 

Yeah, I just went to the Dreher Park Zoo last wednesday. It's great too, cause you can buy one ticket and see the zoo and the science museum. Lol, how many kids do you know would skip school to go on their own field trip? Has anyone ever been to the Field Museum is Chicago? Oh man that place is great. It seriously takes a whole day to see the whole thing. Now I don't recommend it, but if you feel the need to, you can smoke in the building if you want. There are several areas with literally no people, but I think you should still smoke outside, behind the building. They have a beautiful grassy nole type area which is really great for a picknick. You can smoke in Grant park too, if you feel like going for a walk.

Does anyone visit aquariums? I really want to find a good one here in west palm. I've visited the one down the street from the field museum, but unfortunately, I don't like in downtown Chicago(yet!)

 

Actually they would because of 2 things:

1)Supermans cape is red (steriotypical bull)
2)Superman moves wich as Trippinbtm says is what causes the bull to attack. Do your research before comin out with wide comments.

 

Actually, the bull would(and rightfully so) go after superman, spearing him in the stomach and killing him. Superman is a fucking pussy, my grandma could kick his sissy ass.

 

Wallabees remind me of Rockos Modern Life. heh A wallabee, a cow and a turtle with a Woody Allen disposition. It's a match made in heaven!

 

damn i wish i had some wed....my mom sits on the city zooilogical board which means i get special prveleges at the zoo! i get to go back behind the exzibits and feed the animals and play wiht em and shit its so awesome! i help a baby lion last thursday and fed him it was kickass i bet it would be fun to play with the monkeys like i did last month if i was high

 

Yeah, until one of them flips out and bites your fuckin' nuts off! I bet that'd bring you down pretty quick.

 

Everyone knows Superman could defeat a bull, even if the bull were angry and was pissed of by Supermans flowing cape.

Do your research on Superman and his powers before being wide.

 

lol get a monkey high.. hehehe theyd be more funny than normal animals caus they actually think heheh

anyway one awesome benefit for ahving a kangaroo for a pet is that their shits are really easy to clean. theyre just little round, smooth, and relatively dry balls that dont go soggy or leave skid marks. they dont smell as bad as most animals caus theyre vegetarian (unlike normal pets like cat or dog)

though i dont think its legal, at least in australia to have a kangaroo as a pet (id say its the same with wallabies, and most native animals)

 

If the roo' was say in your sitting room and wanted to go to the kitchen for some food or a drink, would it hit its little head on the ceiling when it bounced? or can they just walk normally? could one wear a little helmut to protect its head?