Get MAD!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by GhostBusting, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. GhostBusting

    GhostBusting Guest

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    So today i recieved an email from my grandparents with a bunch of quotes from people attached. pretty funny stuff. but at the end it said this. but no author

    "TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS."

    and it got me thinking...

    when tomorrow comes, today will be a day you were younger. every day this quote fits to your life. my life. i dont think enough people that are in their late teens to early 20's even appreciate their lives any more. its money, drinking, getting married, and popping out babies. everyone is in such a rush to have their lives together yet not many really even do. they want babies and a husband/wife, they want a house and a fairy tale lifestyle. ive noticed just how many people i went to school with who are married and some are already on their second or 3rd child. now if their lives are working well for them, they can provide all the essentials to live and some, then congrats. but dont complain when you cant go out with your friends, or your husband is being a douche, or your kids wont leave you alone....you chose it, deal with it or bail.

    also to the single moms who cant put the bottle down. your children learn to put it down, now its your turn. stop going out all the time and getting so drunk, you wake up in the hospital. im tired of going to the local bar and seeing so many girls i went to school with, completely wrecked.

    also, stop getting drunk or having parties when youre home with your kid. i can understand maybe when they are in their mid teen years but not when they are 3. what the hell is wrong with you?!

    the more i see girls having babies, the less appealing a child becomes to me. most of these cases were "Oops babies" majority were not produced bc they wanted to or were even ready.

    remember this:
    Condoms-cheaper than diapers, baby food, clothes, hospital bills, prenatal care, bottles, formula, etc.
    Condoms- dont cry, puke, shit, or burp while in use
    Condoms- pretty much accesible to anyone any where...even your local gas station sells them

    if you hate condoms, use other birth control methods and stop spawning your stupidity. that movie Idiocracy is really going to start becoming true.


    i dont hate you single moms or married girls my age...i just think a lot of yall are retarded
     
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    yup.. the world is full of triflin ass hoes.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    condoms can puke upon removal...
     
  4. deleted

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    American condom-makers lays off workers as production heads overseas..

    There's a joke in there somewhere..[​IMG]
     
  5. Karen_J

    Karen_J Visitor

    Fixed.
     

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