maybe he met a clown on the subway and they went to subway for lunch, but the subway wouldnt let them bring subway on the subway
Wow...that was an amazingly simple solution. But I don't have his number. But what if we call and they tell us he died?? I'm gonna break out my sad clown face again.
I had his number... then i lost it. Maybe his family went on vacation, eh? Maaaaaaybe his family members were hurt in the tsunami disaster. Maybe he was abducted by aliens.