Genius oneliners you made up yourself

I expect this thread to die without any posts.

 

The revolution is no theory.

Oh wait, that was Lenin.

 

Read the title next time before you make another gigantic mistake like that.

 

damn, prax, you blew it. we were all gonna ignore it to make bird happy. now we're gonna have to show more tits, and i'm bloated.

 

My apologies.

I have no faith in originality---

We all suck off the same shrivelled up tit

 

Tits are always good oneliners.

 

some spew the milk with a bit more style, though.

 

Some bit the nipple too hard

 

leaving it chaffed and raw.

 

There is genius in that-

 

if there is, it's purely incidental.