Genitalia Name Challenge

Other than the most commonly known names used for genitalia, what other names have you used or heard of? Can you make up a funny name?

Kudos for the funniest names used, or for making up a name using two words in conjunction.

 

Coochie is what I’ve always said

 

Yeah. I lived in New England (Connecticut) for almost 20 years. Coochie is used a lot there.

 

So many names for penis. Tool, member, f*ckstick, rod, shaft, jackhammer, joystick, lollipop, pecker.

 

You definitely get points for schween and vag. I've never heard those two.

 

Plenty of Yiddish words for penis aside from schlong: putz, schmuck, schmeckel, petzl, shtupper, shvantz, shtickl. Of course putz and schmuck can also refer to stupid people.

 

LOL! Now those are funny, and I've never heard any those!

 

Too many names for dick so far I'd like to see more names for pussy.

 

Chocha, is another that I have used

 

Yes. There are lots of Puerto Ricans in Connecticut. I noticed they used that term a lot.

 

I have some names I will disclose at a later date. I would like to see others' responses.

 

What the hell, I'll name a couple now. When I was in college, a couple of terms we used for pussy were cock-dock or penis port because it's where the semen like to get off.

 

Honey pot

 

My wife calls it her "ya"...

 

Now that's definitely an original.

 

When growing up at home my mother always referred mine and my brothers' penis as our "jiggers". I heard my grandmother refer to them as such too.
My wife always called hers "the beav"

 

I've heard the male appendage called a:

• boner
• choad or chode
• chopper
• cigar
• cock (most frequently used term)
• crank
• custard launcher
• dick
• dicklet (slang for little penis)
• diddle
• diddly
• dingaling or ding-a-ling
• ding-dong
• dingle
• dinkle
• dipstick
• dong
• Donkey Kong
• doodle
• dork
• fire hose
• fuckpole
• gherkin
• hammer
• hot rod
• jimmy
• jock
• johnson
• joystick
• kielbasa
• knob (as in scob your knob)
• lingam
• love muscle
• love stick
• magnum
• manhood
• maypole
• meat
• meat stick
• member or male member
• one-eyed monster or trouser snake
• organ
• package
• pecker
• pee-pee
• penis
• peter
• phallus
• pickle
• piece
• pipe
• pisser
• piston
• prick
• pud
• p-word (stupidly so)
• rod or ramrod
• salami
• sausage
• Schlong or shlong
• shaft
• snake
• tallywhacker
• thing or thingy
• third leg
• tool
• trouser monkey or snake
• tube steak
• wang
• weapon
• wee-wee
• weenie or weeny
• whang
• wiener
• willie or willy
• winky
• ying-yang

 

Wow! That's quite a "long" list. Kudos to you!

 

My two favorite on your list are trouser monkey and love muscle.

 

Did you always call yours "Lumpy!"

 

Custard launcher, LOL !!!