generalizations that are fact

-all germans are sexy, and some are nazis
-people from finland are awesome, but really crazy
-canadians are too lazy to move to a warmer climate, but look pretty good in parkas
-turkey bacon is amazingness

proceed

 

They are only fact when I'm hating on women.

 

thank god I'm half German!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Polocks are dumb.
I'm living proof.

 

Dogs > Cats

 

No.

 

dogs are about 100x better than cats

 

WRONG. FAIL.

((((((((((((((((((

 

cats own.

 

good luck taking a cat for a walk. or even playing with it.

or cuddling with it. or having it protect your house in the event of a breaker and enterer!!!!!

 

I like dogs too. It's hard for me to choose, actually. Dogs are more personable; cats are cuter, more graceful, and independent.

Damn the luck, as says KC.

 

priss just got hotter in my eyes.

 

lol, every dog ive owned will bark at an intruder, go up to them, and lick them to death. admitadly their bark might be intimidating, but i know most dogs arent going to bite you, and if they do, its not hard to get a dog bite off you. (minus drug dogs, but they are trained to hold on at all costs)

 

All women secretly harbour feelings of penis envy.

 

*melts*

well wouldn't a loud bark wake you up out of your sleep a hell of a lot better than a cat's meow...

 

Most german people I've met were really ugly, except for maybe 2 of them.
I only know like 4 people from Finland in RL and one of them has to be the MOST boring girl I ever met in my life. She went to DR as an exchange student and I convinced my mom to let her stay in our house because the family she was with had some kind of issue. Her favorite topic of conversation was the weather and she was always cold, in Dominican Republic?!?! I had to share a room with her and we had major issues with the fan. The other girl who was there was really cool though and yes kinda crazy, the others were ok.
I dont think I ever had turkey bacon, but I dont like bacon in general.
I guess we can agree on the Canadian people

 

I am slllowwwwwlyyyy picking my way to warmer climates. so there :tongue:

 

well yeah, you have to work your way up to warmer climates cate. otherwise you'll just not be able to handle the heat.

lol, jrnyman keeps saying how he can't stand the heat, he hates the heat, he misses the cold of vermont. he said this the whole time we lived in virginia. yet i haven't heard him complaining that winter here isn't cold enough, and it's way warmer here than virginia.

i guess you just have to get used to it slowly.

 

this is a pretty good argument for cats actually...