George... I agree with you 1,056%. You're right. Bald lesbian fishsticks fucking rule. Did I tell you I dreamt I had sex with Derek? I think I did, but I can't remember. I wanted to brag about that to you for some reason. I think it's because a part of me still believes you want to get in his pants as badly as I do, and I wanted to make you jealous. In truth, you most likely have no desire to have any kind of sexual relations with Derek. However, I can still believe lies if I want to. And I will. ...searching for a heart of gold... it's alright ma... hey, wouldn't it be hot if Dylan gave Neil Young herpes in the ass? Dylan seems more of a giver than a reciever.... Oh, ahaha, you know that band Barenaked Ladies? They do a version of the Christmas carol, "Deck the Halls", but instead of singing the lyrics, "deck the halls with boughs of holly etc." the only words they sing are, "Crosby Stills Nash and Young Crosby etc." It's funny as Hell Why didn't I just PM you? I'll tell you why. I like making these threads to people. I try to trick people into thinking I have friends, and that I'm special. I'm a special person. So are you. I forget the rest of what I had to say.
hmm... maybe I could become gay... wouldn't being gay be awesome, guys understand guys better anyway, right? So that would be kind of... cool. Not...
All I have to do is say that I'm gay... maybe I could pretend that I'm gay and just be a celibate guy and fake being a homosexual... nobody would know... would they... Hell, I'm already fruity enough.
Because it's orgasmic and orgasms are fun. plus it is a way for two people to show their love for one another Ahaha... well... at least that's what they say
