Gee-orge and other geetar obsessors :

Will a guitar be injured in any way if rootbeer and/or semen works its way into the sound hole of a cheap accoustic?

Purely hypothetical of course....

 

How much rootbeer and/or semen worked its way into there?


Hypothetical, of course..

 

Hypothetically, about one shot glass of root beer and/or semen.

 

Hmm... that could warp the soundboard or possibly cause the bridge to lift... your braces may also need to be re-glued... I say if you're that desperate, by a damp-it humidifier and use semen and root beed in place of water.... hypothetically... of course.

 

er... shit.. beer*

I don't feel like clicking the edit button and waiting for the page to load... freakin' dial up.

 

Root beed.

'Kay. Thanks for the solution.

Hypothetically.

 

Okay, no problem at all... hypothetically, yet again.

 

I hypothetically have to pee.

 

Yellow Snow... ... hmm... that made me think Frank Zappa.

 

I wish I could write my name in the snow....

 

I tried once. It melted too much. We hardly ever get snow... so... rawr.

 

How do you not get snow??? Hah, you're like, not that far away from me and there's feet of snow on the ground right now.

 

there's rain here... I live in southeast VA.

 

whoa... How sad.

 

Nah, not really. It hasn't rained in a week or so, so I've missed it.

 

Rain is orgasmic...