Gay People To Blame For Hurricane Harvey, Say Evangelical Christian Leaders

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gay-people-hurricane-harvey-blame-christian-leaders-texas-flooding-homosexuals-lgbt-a7933026.html

Whoops! My bad, Houston.

 

But on the plus side I hear Houston has great hair stylists and interior decorators.

 

Ugh why even bother with religion if you're just going to believe in such a douchey, small minded, judgemental, vindictive, murderous god anyways. Why are Christians still following an Old Testament god when their religion is based on the New Testament ?

Silly evangelists

 

It's good to see the evangelicals haven't changed one bit.

 

I don't know...because the Old Testament validates the New one or some such.

I don't get it.

I just remember Jesus being cool and groovy and telling everyone to love one another. To me, everything else was a moot point.

 

I don't even get why westerners follow that desert faith when we got our own religions, and they're far more epic than Christianity anyway.

I don't get it. If you're gonna believe in things you may as well believe in something cool, like Viking gods that belt giants, rather than a saviour that wept over a crown of thorns. That's gay! It's jesus' fault the hurricanes are here because he's incapable of standing up for himself or his followers, it's ingrown in his history.

If y'all believed in mighty Oden, Tyr would have blown away your storms by now and had it out with Poseidon in an epic battle for the ages.

No natural disasters in Scandinavia or Northern Europe for a while, coincidence that the old gods are making resurrections? I think not.

And the next one is called Irma, so think about that lol. It's not Judas, Michael or Joseph, it's Irma, it's Germanic, it's Saxon, it's totally Viking. :d

 

That's sad. Grown ass folks saying foolish things like that, and all this senseless "finger pointing".

 

That was funny OP.

 

My Apologies To Houston......I Didn't Realise I Had Such Power At My Fingertips.......



Cheers Glen.

 

You think that's bad...

Rush Limbaugh says hurricanes are somehow part of a liberal conspiracy to push a climate change agenda. This year, he has said they’re also part of a media plot to help advertisers sell bottled water and emergency supplies.



I so hope Irma wipes his house off the map.

 

Gays responsible for hurricanes ?
I think that he's been staring at too many rainbows for way too long !

 

I dont think its the tip of your finger they are focused on, something else pointy

 

harvey is a gay name

 

Hardly. Harvey is the last name of a comedian who is not funny and who is way too prejudiced.

 

harvey milk

 

Harvey Kietel

 

I'd drink it.

 

Harvey Danger

Remember them

 

Flagpole Sitta?

 

They all moved to Barbuda recently.

QED.