"Gators are not welcome in our neighborhood"

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by yarrow_sun, Jun 8, 2006.

  1. yarrow_sun

    yarrow_sun Member

    This is a comment by a Davie, FL person.
    Are they not aware that they moved into the gator's habitat? Now the gator is "not welcome"?!
  2. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

    davie isn't too far from me, its full of confederate flag waving gap tooth hillbillies
  3. Well, would you welcome gators in your neighborhood?

    Because this is what they do.


    But, seriously, if there were an alligator in front of my house, I would definitely kill it. And fuck you if you think that's wrong, but a giant stuffed alligator can be fitted with a flat top and turned into the most bitchin coffee table in the world.

    "Wow, where'd you get that table, Eliot?"
    "My bare hands. Here, let me take you to the bathroom, where I shit into a rhinocerous skull."
  4. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    it's pretty ironic...
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

    this sounds like a kick ass house
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    we're in the habitat for everything. anything threatens be, it's not gonna live very long. i'm in brown recluse habitat, too. doesn't mean i'm gonna let it cuddle with my daughters. live in the southwest? rattler country. gimme a shovel.
  7. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

    Sometimes...I'm Glad that I Do Not Live in the US of A...

    With All their Extreme Weather Conditions...Natural Disators...

    And Of Course They Have Dangerous Animals...
  8. yarrow_sun

    yarrow_sun Member

    If I moved into the gator's neighborhood, I would use common sense: not snorkle alone, watch areas around water, especially when there is a surge in gator attacks, higher than in the past 88 years.

    I, personally, would not jump into a known spider laden area, or a known snake infested area, but hey, that's just me!
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    shit. sometimes you just can't avoid it. not everyone lives in the city.

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