Fyi

do not take ear plugs out of your ear and than while zoning out put one in your mouth-it does not taste good and it is kinda gross. yep If you don't know now ya know.

 

Well, duh!!!!!

 

Talk about waxing poetic!

Man, my puns suck in the middle of the night.

 

Your puns suck in the middle of the afternoon.

 

Your mama sucks whenever the price is right.

 

Still doesn't change your terrible puns.

 

1986 called, they want their mama joke back

 

Good one. LOL!!!

 

Nah,t hat was more '88 than '86.

 

I'm sorry, it was unfair of me - 1986 predated you. I forgot you were a youngin'

 

Y'know, right now, I'm in that state of delusion where I'm tired, but not sleepy.

 

yes, this is very common for a youngin'

 

Wait, what?

Fuck. I feel drunk. Someone hit me. If I don't feel it, I need to drink more. Haha

 

ear wax does taste really fucking nasty but........it great for a tooth ache..i promise.

 

ewww... ear wax tastes so yucky.






not that... i would know or anything....

 

I actually ate one of those Harry Potter magic flavor beans or whatever they're called - yep... earwax.

 

the earwax jelly beans were good...I actually love those jelly beans...did you not enjoy them?

 

As long as I remind myself to expect nothing, I'm good. The vomit flavored one almost made me sick, but live and learn.

 

it seriously almost made you sick?

 

I thought it was going to be cinnamon or watermelon... the flavor was a shock. That's how I learned not to expect anything from them. The taste was similar enough, it reminded me of my days as a college freshman.