FYE (drug testing)

I just applyed for a job at a store called FYE(for your entertainment) and it said that they drugtest i am not clean right now but am planing on going to walgreens or somthing to get some detox stuff or if i cant get that i am going to get clean piss from a friend. it says in the application that they drug test in accordance with fedral and state law so does this mean they watch you do the test like with probation sometimes ,if you guys coud help me out with this it would be a big help thanks.


here is what it said on the application when it asked if they could drug test me

''As part of the hiring process, applicants who receive an offer of employment may be asked to submit to a screening test to detect the presence of drugs (marijuana, opiates, cocaine, amphetamines, phencyclidine (PCP)) and/or alcohol or their metabolites. Offers of employment are conditioned on a negative result. If you are asked to submit to a drug/alcohol test and you refuse to be tested, or you do not pass, Trans World Entertainment will revoke any offer of employment. All drug/alcohol tests will be conducted in accordance with applicable federal and state law and be done through urinalysis. Therapeutic levels of medically-prescribed drugs will not be reported. If you would like to see a copy of this policy, it will be reviewed upon request for those who are made a conditional offer of employment.''​

 

Plus, you will probably Always be subject to be tested (random drug testing), particularly if you were to get on the wrong person's wrong side. Anyways... If you could obtain some fluid pills they work real good within a little over 24 hours.
I know a woman that takes the fluid pills a day before she gets tested and she has, so far, always passed the test. She is an asst. manager and is lucky enough to know when its coming. Plus they test right There, with a litmus-type test, dipping a special strip of paper in your piss. If they send your piss away somewhere, where they spin it - or something else special, you better use clean piss.
Good luck.

 

wouldent the pills work on a lab test too?

 

anyone else please i really need to know

 

you can use these water purifying tabs that they sell at like walmart or camping outdoor stores, you just pop a couple of the purifying tabs into some water and viola clean pee they are pretty inexpensive and they do work

 

how long before i take the test should i do this

 

The fluid tablets I was talking about come from a doctor - but are relatively easy to get prescribed, or to know somebody with a prescription because they get about 90 per script. I'm not saying the previous post won't work - but just make sure and read the directions - no offense.
But the regular fluid pills (that probably your grandma has -take for a COUPLE of days to make sure) and I know you'll pass Whatever test they throw at you.

 

well the interview is tomarrow at like 430 and i dont kn ow if they will give me the test at the interview or later i think my best bet is going to be getting clean piss from a friend and taping it in a baggie tomy leg or somthing but i just dont know how to keep it warm the hole time

 

Put the piss in a condom that you have strapped to you - a dude in the military told me about this. I'm a chick so I don't know exactly about your junk; but, anyways.. keep this piss filled condom under your stuff, maybe up your butt crack at the end- and when it's time, have the end of the condom near your end and Rip that (condom) end off - If you are watched even from the side, the dude said it was Rare to get caught. Nothing is 100%. But just try it at least once before hand with water, so you'll know. Be prepared tomorrow, just in case.

 

well i dont think they will watch you because it will probably be your boss who gives the test to you and i dont think he is gonna ask to watch you take a piss in it, because at labs they hire people specifically to give you teh drugtest and to watch you, but here it will jsut be your boss probably, so just bring clean piss or water with food colouring.

 

the aqua tabs are pretty simple and you just really would need to start in the morning with a 20oz bottle of water, drop 2 tabs of yellow or orange color(there is a white one and yellowish/orangish one as well) in the bottle and then drink you don't have to drink like youre dying of thirst but large gulps will do . you may need to drink 2-3 bottles before your interview tho so go with the flow..

 

also a lot of times the company will send you to an outside lab to take the test and they even though they dont come in with you ,they may put a colored dye in the toilet so you cant dilute the ua test..trust and believe i know about p tests..lol

 

do you think it will be weird if when i hand them the jar it isent hot

 

I worked at a convenience store once and the female manager, who Before this really liked me, came INTO the bathroom With me to piss. It's a Big bathroom.
Needless to say, the weed showed. So much for that job... i prefer restaurant work anyway - a restaurant realizes, for the most part, they wouldn't have Any workers if they fooled with piss tests. lol

 

Piss tests are a horrible concept to me I feel sorry for you that have to go through with that shit.

 

Try quick tabs. My friend had to pass a state drug test and passed every time
http://www.pronto.com/user/search.do?displayQuery=herbal%20clean%20quick%20tabs&SEM=true&query=herbal%20clean%20quick%20tabs&adid=1196775390-2986154d-0_ys&ref={keyword}&creativeid={creative}&site={placement}&OVRAW=herbal%20clean%20quick%20tabs%20reviews&OVKEY=herbal%20clean%20quick%20tab&OVMTC=advanced&OVADID=12855406512&OVKWID=152382719012&loadingComplete=true

 

can you let us know what method you used and how the interview went.... i just had to take someone to a pm appointment and this crazy person failed the test we left went and got the aquatabs then called to deny the use of drugs vehemently and they told her to come back in the am so we used the aquatabs and guess what the next morning she was clean so i have used these for years now and i know they work

 

FYE is such a fucking ripoff... The cd's are like 20 bucks.

 

I never like that store. record and tap traders is my store

 

at my store, they drug test u by sticking a cotton stick in your mouth.. it will only pick up if u smoked 2 day before