Funny thought I had

Wouldn't it be funny if on the day of judgement, God appears to the entire world in the form of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

I know if God did that, I would worship him forever just for his sense of humor.

 

Yeah, or as a teapot. I'd laugh all the way to the first circle of hell.

 

lol

 

Don't you guys know, THIS is God. and he has NO FACE!!! Beat that FSM

 

I hate those chick books or whatever.


It's like the ultimate fundie comic book.

 

I so desperately want them.

I collect junk like that.

 

err...


why?

 

I think bible tracts are an interesting religious genre. I, personally, cannot imagine someone being converted through a 2 page pamphlet (unless under severe emotional strain). I would LOVE to do a study about them. Analyzing what passages they pick, interviewing people who distribute them, se if any church has records of how many people came into the church because of them...

And I live in Canada. I've seen Chick tracts ONCE in my life (I didn't get one though, I saw people reading them on the train, I should have asked for it). They are pretty scarce up here

 

down here ppl usually leave them in bathrooms.

why on earth you would pick something up in a bathroom is beyond me.


but they get an "A" for effort in my book.

 

I dunno, but I always want something to read in the bathroom

I find them in odd places too. i found a pamphlet detailing how the RCC and Papacy is the antichrist behind some course outlines in the Catholic College part of my university

 

yeah, but..

reading in a PUBLIC bathroom? lol.

 

lol whats wrong with that? i like reading what people write in the stalls by like scraping the paint of or stuff like that. i'd say that if god came in a flying spaghetti monster form, id fuckin give him the props for being funny as shit, id be high as fuck laughing my ass off. even though i do believe in a higher power.

 

I always feel obligated to take religious pamphlets that are being handed out. I pretend to keep them, but I throw them out once I'm out of their field of vision

Will I goto hell?

 

God in Book of Revelation form too would be pretty funny. A star creates a huge bottomless pit in earth and part scorpian, part people creatures crawl out and sting everyone for a really loooong time and it hurts like hell and we want to die, but god doesn't let us. Then Jesus rides a horse out of the sky and a city falls from the clouds.

And then there is the whole whore thing where the woman rides a horny (an obvious pun) beast crawling out of the ocean...

god is effed up if that is literally what will happen...

 

"The place everyone talks about, but no one wants to go" haha


great titles

I even found one once that was against Televisions (it was in a hotel lobby)

 

haha. I'd probably spray it with lysol...lol

 

Rofl ya. I had an idea that God would pull a fast one. Make it seem like the entire world is crumbling, where you can die at any moment, but no one does. It's just God's way of getting everyone to crap themselves.

I'm personally all for it.

God without a sense of humor is a God that isn't worth worshiping

 

In some ways I've always thought of God as almost childlike.

 

Me too, and I think that would be a plus not a minus.

Ever seen Dogma? Good movie

 

:whistling strolling throught the woods one day I.. oh sit down... will you there preaching in there...

No their not...


they are laughing about GOD..... and being merry.... I think this is where God will make his Judgments...... God Loves JOY!!!!! Not sorrow and devistation.

REV 3:19