Funny things you say

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by CrAzYStaRR, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. CrAzYStaRR

    CrAzYStaRR Member

    When toasting a drink with all your friends....

    Here's to the one's we love....here's to the one's we fuck.....and pray they never meet!
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    Here's to the man named Cass

    Who's ball were made out of brass

    When he knocked them together

    They played Stormy Weather

    And lightning shot out of his ass.


    then, on a serious note:

    May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
    but never catch up.
     
  3. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

  4. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    I would like to thank all the ladies for not pressing charges when I make offensive passes at them later tonight. I would like to thank anyone who buys a round of drinks on the house.
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    I just start making monkey noises and slap myself across the face a couple times.
     
  6. Duncan

    Duncan Senior Member

    I don't participate since I neither drink nor encourage it. But thanks for asking.
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    thanks for that, duncan! it's hilarious! i'm going to use that at my next drunken bbq!
     
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    When I was in Korea my best friend and I would always toast..."You always lose with Mr. Booze!!!"
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

    what do you really have to win anyway?
     

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