Funny things you say

When toasting a drink with all your friends....

Here's to the one's we love....here's to the one's we fuck.....and pray they never meet!

 

Here's to the man named Cass

Who's ball were made out of brass

When he knocked them together

They played Stormy Weather

And lightning shot out of his ass.


then, on a serious note:

May misfortune follow you the rest of your life,
but never catch up.

 

here's a page where my dad found that second one, i love witty toasts when getting shitty:


http://faculty.umf.maine.edu/~donaghth/toasts09.html

if you go to the bottom of the page, there's some really links to really funny toasts.

 

I would like to thank all the ladies for not pressing charges when I make offensive passes at them later tonight. I would like to thank anyone who buys a round of drinks on the house.

 

I just start making monkey noises and slap myself across the face a couple times.

 

I don't participate since I neither drink nor encourage it. But thanks for asking.

 

thanks for that, duncan! it's hilarious! i'm going to use that at my next drunken bbq!

 

When I was in Korea my best friend and I would always toast..."You always lose with Mr. Booze!!!"

 

what do you really have to win anyway?