Funny stuff you got in trouble for as a kid

On halloween in the 5th grade I just wore my normal clothes to school and said I was a Mexican, to poor to afford a costume.
Teacher didn't like that.

Around that same time a rather portly, creeper kind of girl passed me a note in class asking for my phone number.
I wrote 927-FuckYou. She immediately brought it to the teacher and I got in school suspension for 2 days.

Good times

 

During story time in 6th grade where the teacher was reading a book to the class I wanted my lip balm out of my jean jacket. I approached the coat closet and contemplated how loud it would be to open the door. I thought wtf I need my chap stick, I have to open the door, oh well.
So I swung it open, applied my lip balm and closed the door and proceeded back to my desk. The teacher spouted "Michael what's in your hand?"
I replied "Nothing".
She then recanted "What's in your mouth?" thinking it was candy.
I said again "Nothing"
So I was sent to the hall to wait out the duration of that days story time, which I usually enjoyed more than any other part of school.

 

id set up boobie traps all over my house with my brother and sister before my mom got home and when she did she would always yell at us and scream. it was something we all did together so it was pretty funny watching her reaction...until she got out the wooden spoon

 

We use to camp for at least a month every summer and my Mom would make all kinds of baked goodies and have them in tins for us as treats. My sister and I opened a tin that was full of date squares and it tipped and they fell on the ground. It was all sandy and we brushed off the sand and put them back in the tin. My mom never knew until we were adults what we did but that poor tin....she kept saying at the time that there must of been something wrong with the dates as they did not turn out right.

 

Throwing Tuna fish at somebody's MCR magazine in the lunch room. He got mad and started punching me, then he was the one who got suspended for 5 days not me. Throwing milk at somebody in the lunch room. Because I was dared too. Throwing noodles at somebody. I threw a lot of shit in the cafeteria. LMAO I threw this pickle one time and it hit this kid in the face and just slid off slowly. I threw a pickle at the cafeteria guy once who was trying to figure out who was throwing pickles when he wasn't looking. I was obsessed with throwing food. Needless to say I got many saturday schools for this so I don't recommend it. Actually yeah I recommend it. Man just remembering this made me crack up. I pulled apart this PB&J and stuck it to a mural on the cafeteria wall. Nobody noticed it for months. IT became part of the art, abstract beauty.

 

We all bought a bunch of extra food during lunch one day toward the end of the year and hid it on top of the ceiling panels in the hallway.

I never heard how that turned out...

 

Haha! I used to tape down the button on that hand held side-sprayer-thing at the kitchen sink so that my dad would get a face full of water when he went to turn the faucet. One time, he got his work shirt all soaked right before he had to go to work... I'll skip what happened next, but I never pulled that prank again :leaving:

 

I put dish soap in the Mr Coffee in the school office, with the coffee in it. That shit was bubbling all over. I also put a dead fish in a teachers drawer on a friday at the end of the school day

 

for a few months in grade 4....my desk was in the entranceway to the office where they could keep an eye or ten on me

 

When i was 13 me and my brother, he was 12, would go to this candy store, i'd distract the counter clerk by flirting with him, telling him he was cute and when i got older i wanted to go out with him, crap like that, while he was paying attention to me, my brother was ripping off candy and sticking it down his shirt, we got away with that a few times before we got caught, my parents wern't real happy with me

 

When I was 6 my friend and I dumped a gallon of that stuff you use for blowing bubbles into the air conditioner thing in the backyard. My dad was pretty mad, my mom couldn't do anything but laugh as soon as I told her because she knew how badly I probably just fucked things up.

 

Wow, the fact a cashier was getting turned on by a 13 year old is kind of creepy.

 

a long sleeved jacket worked way better...but you had be really careful not to lower your arm too far or everything falls out

 

When I was in 6th grade we had to take turns making the school lunches. On the day it was my classes turn we had to make these sub sandwiches, and it just happened to be the same day I dissected a frog. Needless to say my homeroom teacher was eating some dead frog.
I told some kids and they ratted me out, which was fine, cause I got expelled. It was a private school and I wanted to go to public school.

 

throwing pudding and jello at passing cars from the schoolyard

 

i never got in trouble.

wait! that's not true. my fifth grade teacher flew off the handle at me for winning the licorice eating contest (hands free) and for my brother stealing the stupid towel she used to cover the bird's cage. she'd let us take the bird home to watch him over the weekends. he liked me best. but still, my brother stole the towel and she rode me about that all fucking year.

 

Poured some whiskey into a perfume bottle to take it to the drive in theater,thought I poured in too much,so I poured some back. When my uncle and aunt and 4 of their friends drank the whiskey,they ended up getting checked at the hospital because "they didn't feel too good". I got "checked"at the door when I came home.Got drunk and climbed into bed with my friends parents. Put a mop sticking straight up on a roller skate and rolled it across the stage as a play was going on in high school.Man they were pissed ,but it got some laughs. Caught smoking a cig in the back of a classroom. Drilled a hole in the bottom of a guys boat that he made in wood shop. (that was chickenshit). Found out where the cheerleaders dressed and handily found a little window behind bushes to peer in. OH--they really hated that shit and I don't blame 'em. That's enough for now.

 

Scratcho! I am shocked, here I imagined you as a good kid!!

That was too funny to read.

 

hahahaha.I'm so ashamed!!! (I got a million of 'em.)

 

My mom was home when we were younger so it was really hard to get into much mischief! I must tell her she buggered up my childhood. We never got into much trouble until we were far older.

Fire away, I enjoyed reading how BAD YOU were.