Funny Shit

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by phishphan420, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. phishphan420

    phishphan420 Member

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    Jingle nip tangle! Zing tang flubbity dee dinglebing??? Waggle dong zingzang, "twiddle nip loo shnoz," zip blee hizzy shnazzle doo flop-tongle...tang NIP bam! Roo flee Mary Mother of God...flunging shruberific fleeblung. Nip twaddling funky flupping boo dilznoofus loo bloppity dongflibble. Duh flanging zunk shnozzle noodle hum crongle. Flong yip bleep dobba? Zap zoom fragglezingle. Kanoodle zip boo!

    Loo jangely blapping flobbity hum blung nip flobbing zangtingle. Woggle da crongle bam dubba dizzle yip wacko? Zap rizzle hum crungle tang a slapflub, dee flooble bloo roo raz-ma blongflee woogle. Dong blang? Bleeb duh zonk ho flub izzle da ting? Blee wubble wibble roo wubble weeble crangle hum ting. Jingle ha abracadabra crungle. Rizzle ha jingle loo woggle abracadabra bam razz? DO-DA flooble ongle!

    Tang doo zunk! "Duh zung roo?" ingle flabzingle. Twiddle yip zowee-ting. "Zip kanoodle yip?" dang The Honorable Mayor Marion Barry. Hum flibbing weeble shizzle shnazzle roo shizzle. Dubba zap flobble ha zong flap ho doof? Shnozzle bam boo ting? Kanoodle yap cringle zip zang yada dee blip? "Ho blup da?" flee zingdongle.

    DA BLOOBITY FLONGITY TANGITY NIP MEEP YAP BLOOBING JANGLEDONG. "BAM FLIP HO?" SLAP YOU. WACKO BAM TWIDDLE-BLOB. HO ZIP ZUNG NIZZLE NIPPY SHNAZZY WHACK FLIBBLEDINGLE? BANG HUM TWADDLE QUIBBLE. SHNAZZLE! ZING TIZZLE BLAPPITY BOO FLUNGWUBBLE??? NIZZLE CRUNGLE BOO QUABBLE ZAP TANGLE? FLOP HA DOOF YAP BLUP CAKE ROO FLONG?

    Ho zunkity bleeping zonkity loo rizzle roo zungity twaddleshrubbery. Flop blong tanglenoodle, "bang da ha slop," yip cringle bling yada zap shnizzle-woggle...blo yip roo! Doo boo duh zonk bleebing doofcake, dee ingle twiddle loo jingely wugglewooble zing. SHNIZZLE SHIZZLE BOO BLIP DUH FLIBBLE? Plop quabble flonging bam twiddleoodle??? Wubble razzle blingnoodle, "wobble hum dee shnoz," hum floo razz dobba doo ingle-razz...ding dee ha! NIZZLE dang bluppity zip flungblee??? Wiggle da shrubbery! Ting yip zoom-blang.
     
  2. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Well, of course. That would make it all worth it. But how are you gonna get him to do it? It's gonna be hard convincing him to do ALL of that shit. You may have to pay him, or at least smoke him out, or something. I'm almost certain he won't do it for free. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I'm curious to see some more responses on this one. You may get some better advice. That's a tough situation. I feel for you man. Let us know how it turns out. Ok?
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I just thought of something. What about the elephant? How does he fit into all of this? He will have to do something. I'm sure he'll be bored, otherwise.
     
  4. phishphan420

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    Elephant nizzle slap da dabba snop bananarama nip flip. Twiddle flib? Roo yap oodle blee zunkity flopping wibble bangshrubbery? Elephant bleeb zap zowee nip hizzle? Hum izzle Timmy...blopping twiddling tizzlewooble.

    Ho doo jangle bling flanging dangely whack dazzlewuggle? Doo flabbing shnazzledabba! Whack! Blong roo dobba yap blang-cringle!! Roo tangle ho flobble flupping dubbadobba, zip fraggle tizzle bam blabbity bleewibble dizzle.
     
  5. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Well, there ya go. That solves all of your problems. I'm glad I could help. I'm here for you if you ever need anything else. Good luck to you.
     
  6. phishphan420

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    No but what about flimle flobble? he will get mad at elephant for schnozzle de boing boing de flobble Zap flibble bam blo izzle flungflib, dee slop woogle yap flanging blobzongle razz. Blee yap slap da izzle-shnuzzle!! Zap shnazzy flabjangle!
     
  7. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Well, flimle flobble is just gonna have to deal with it. You can't please everyone. ya know?
     
  8. phishphan420

    phishphan420 Member

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    right... poor flimle flobble... well ill just get him some next week.
     
  9. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    i would ask what is going on....but i think i wont, probably for the better....
     
  10. phishphan420

    phishphan420 Member

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    nothin really :)
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Just killin time.
     
  12. ~peace~

    ~peace~ Senior Member

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    fairy snuff
     
  13. phishphan420

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  14. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    well confusing.
     
  15. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    right on....
     
  16. yazzer

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    that's FUCKIN' brilliant!!!!!
     
  17. DepTh

    DepTh Member

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    AHAHAHAHAAHA... why?
     
  18. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    Oh dear God, No!
     

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