Ok, there are lots of slang names for masterbating. Some of the obvious ones we all know like jacking off, beatin' off, wanking it, I've even heard of Jilling off. For females, I think diddling is hot. What are some original or even regional names for self-pleasure through auto stimulation?? I kinda like "stroking it", "waxin' the kielbasa", "polishing the penis", and "massaging up the helmet". Naturally (literally), we'd like to hear some girls terms on this one too.