funny (but long) high story

So everyone has a million stories about something funny that happened to you when you were high, including me. The latest one happened a few weeks ago. One of my best friends goes to Oregon State and was home for a few weeks before fall quarter started. Early in the day we were out on roadies getting some groceries for her grandma & we stopped to get gas. We went in to get drinks at the slushie machines & I got mine, no problem. Well then my friend goes up and the thing doesn't work at first, then all of a sudden an assload of slushie shit comes flying out & goes all over us. So my friend is like wtf? She then asked for my help to try and get the thing to work, but not even 1/2 the cup filled up b4 it stopped working again. So I just threw the thing away, went up to pay for mine & went outside. My friend found something else 2 drink & went 2 pay & the lady bitched us out about making a mess and a disturbance & how we should have 2 pay for the slushie I threw away (why she didn't tell me that when I paid I'm not sure). So my friend told me everything that the lady said to her inside & I was just like, alright, fucking bitch. So that was that. Well later on were watching the OSU-USC game at her house & smoking bowls. Well at halftime we decided to go get some food. So we went to the gas station by her house & loaded up. I went to pay for my things (m&ms, butterfingers, twix, 3 musketeers, milky way, snickers, cheetos, slim jims) & put them all on the counter. When I did this the old dude behind the counter goes "ah, got the munchies huh?" & I was high as balls & so for a second I was thinking 'umm, did I just hear that right?" & then the dude was like 'dont worry, there's no need to be paranoid, your secrets safe with me" & real quiet i was just like uhh, thank u. So then we got back to her house & proceeded to eat everything I bought. The next day I felt like shit, go figure.

 

OMG that almost exact same thing happened the other day to me! It was like 12 at night and went to go get gas and i was really fuckin baked like 4 bong loads and a 2 gram joint and my shirt reeked of weed so i hit up the gas booth to pay and i decide to buy a bag of chips.. I check out, pay my money everything is good and then as im walking away hes like "Dayum that shit smells good" and winks at me lol... Those dam gas station stoners

 

All the cool black people that work at my college always check my eyes and say something like "Yeah I can tell you guys had some fun before you came here." They're all pretty straight. It's funny that my school is zero tolerance for drugs but you can look around sometimes and tell that everyone is stoned.