funniest story when you didn't get busted

i got stoned with my friend over labor day weekend. and we we're chilling in this camper in the country watching cheech and chong up in smoke.

and my parents and relatives were all wasted too. so my mom wanted me to play songs on my guitar for the family. we're talking about 20 people staring at me while i'm completely blazed and trying to play guitar.

what are your greatest stories?

 

The best story about me NOT getting busted....... Well I would have to tell you about this time some of my buddies and I were going to a movie. Me and three other guys were going to get baked and go see a moive. I don't remember what movie but we felt it would be better stoned so we started hot boxing it up in my car on the way there. One guy wanted to get a Coke before we went to the theater. So we stopped by a Gas Station on the way. So we pulled up behind the Gas Station in the alley behind it and he got his Coke. Because it was so close to the theater and we had the time, not to mention the fact that this alley does not normally get a lot of traffic, we decided to stay there and hot box. So we were smoking like fiends. It was winter time and so I had the car running for heat but the lights were off and we were just puffing away. As the driver I was looking in the rear view mirror and I as I looked in horror I saw not one, not two but three cop cars pass through the alley. I'm like "Holy Shit!" "Dudes, put the weed away and open your windows!" So I act all like I am going to pull out and head off when the last car in the line decideds to back up and block my way. He shines his light on the car and gets out. I'm like "fuck, fuck, fuck". Keep in mind that the whole car reeked of pot smoke and the cloud was just passing out of the cars due to the open windows. It may have looked like steam to the cop due to the cold. We may not have gotten away with it in the summer. Anyway, I roll down my window as he comes up to the car. He askes us what we are doing and I said, all cool like. "Well officer my friend wanted to purchase a Coke before we went to a movie." He holds up the new Coke and the officer looks in. He then sticks his head in my window and looks around. If I wanted to I could have kissed his forhead by just moving my head a little. He looks around and takes a big sniff. All I am thinking to myself is that I am going to spend the night in jail. Keep in mind that I have about half an ounce of weed on me in total. I had just bought some and I had my dugout as well as a couple of pipes. I was sharing with everyone. I think he may have asked me another question but was like. "Have a nice night and keep safe" or some crap like that. Cops always have something like that they say. He might have had something to say about enjoing the movie. Anyway he walkes to his car and pulls out. Needless to say we got the fuck out and were like we are the luckest fucks ever.

Now that I think about it it may have had to do with the fact that we were older. If we were a bunch of high school kids he would have had his buddies come back and would have searched the car. He did not even run my licence. Although I am sure he looked up my tags and saw that I was local.

Either way that is my best not getting cought story.

 

my shortest story, that i'm actually willing to type out is when 4 of us where behind the garage at my friends house smoking out of his home made gravity bong. my friends stepmom came around the corner and was like what are you four doing? we knew she knew so we didnt bother answering and after a bit of silence she looked at the bong & was like whats that. (she had told us she had smoke pot but didnt like or someethin when she was younger) anyway, my friend was like a gravity bong. she looked at it kind of amused and asked how it worked. we tried expalining it but then just decided to demonstrate. it was cool because instead of busting us she just let it go and talked to us for like an hour about her experiences.

 

He probably knew.

 

That happened to me earlier.


I was grav bonging with 5 friends and my mom came around the corner in the backyard.

She was like "what the hell is that?"

and stuck her hand in the water and tasted it

she was cool though.

 

On the weekend we got stoned and then when to Burger King as you do. On the way out we walk across the car park to our car to start walking towards another car of similar colour and shape. Of course we just open the doors and hop in (nobody locks their car doors in New Zealand) and put the keys ignition.. the lady must have seen us from inside burger king cause she came running out. only then do we realise that we're in the wrong car... we just told her that we accidentally hopped in the wrong car and she was cool with it
it was pretty funny at the time lol, we couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes.

 

ill tell a story about me today almost getting busted.
So i was out at lunch today, im a junior and only seniors are allowed out to lunch, but anyway this kid i never talk to had a roach kill, in a waterbottle and he just gave it to me so i was smoking it basically across from the school and i see my teacher drive by, just as i was hiting it and i threw it in my pocket and she stops her car so i thought i was fucked. Then she was just like chris ur not supposed to be out to lunch go back in so it was all good.